If you had to pick, besides Captain America, of course, who would be your favorite Avenger?
I want to write stony based purely off of that first gif
copperbadge – have you seen this? cause surely RDJ would have something to say about this…
“Okay, enough with the sucking up in the media, what is it you want?”
“Can’t a guy just appreciate Iron Man? Publicly? Multiple times?”
“Everyone appreciates Iron Man all the time. You are plotting something.”
“Am I?”
“Or you’re plotting nothing and just trying to psych me out.”
“Am I?”
"Curse you, Chris Evans! You have learned my lessons too well. I will discover your secrets!”
Tag: rdj advises chris evans
100 Days of Chris Evans
Day 10: The one with the hat
But why is he a tiny pensive baby cowboy in his Sunday best?
I have no problem with it. I’m just confused.
SHHHH JUST COME
“Hey, you look surprisingly good with bold prints. That couch is pretty loud but there you are, lookin’ fine. You should wear more bold prints yourself.”
“I’ve told you before, Robert, I’m not meeting your tailor.”
Robert Downey Jr / Chris Evans – Parallels
“Are you biting my style, Chris?”
“Yeah, probably. Sorry, I needed role models.”
“No, it’s okay. You’re biting the right parts of my style. I just…there’s just one thing.”
“Oh, god, am I making you uncomfortable? Am I like, stealing something?”
"No, you’re fine, just…promise me one thing.”
“Yeah, of course.”
“Never wear a goatee again.”
“The Winter Soldier is a stone cold killer on screen but in real life Sebastian Stan had trouble keeping his pants on.” [x]
Fuckit.is RDJ going to need to help this poor boy as well?“It’s tough when you have a beltless costume, I know. And being active doesn’t help either.”
“So like…do I use that spray glue stuff girls use in Miss America pageants or what?”
“Stairmaster.”
“Beg pardon?”
“You need more booty, Stan. That way nothing slips down over it. You gotta have like, an ass you could serve lunch off of.”
“…that makes an upsetting amount of sense."
[RDJ Advises
Chris EvansSebastian Stan on his Life Choices]
someone please hold him
copperbadge needs to an RDJ Advises with this. Or just needs to know about it.
“It’s okay to cry sometimes, Chris. Weddings. Oscar wins. The births of your children, especially good hair days.”
“Thank you for validating my mortifying admissions, Robert.”
“Are you going to cry right now?”
“No!”
“Because you’re having a pretty good hair day, I wouldn’t blame you.”
Much beauty, so handsome, wow.
Paging copperbadge, holy cow.
“Well, Chris, it keeps me out of People Magazine.”
“Does it, though?”
“More or less. I never show up on the best or worst dressed lists, anyway. And it’s not like the world doesn’t know I make faces more or less constantly."
"So I should make faces?”
“Well, that sort of depends. I mean it’ll keep you out of the magazines, somewhat…but it’ll get you feature space on Tumblr.”
“This seems like a poor choice set."
"Beats prison.”
“…that does put it in perspective, yes.”
When Tony Stark threw a towel at Steve Rogers in public.
(Or, when sassy manchild accidentally threw a towel at human Dorito.)
“I did you a favor, you know.”
“By hitting me in the head with a hot towel?”
“It was your shoulder and fortunately protected by like eight pounds of muscle. And yes! Now you have a cameo in an interview with me.”
“How exactly is that — ”
“Your surprised-twelve-year-old face is now inextricably linked with me looking cool.”
“You know I thought it was an accident but replaying the footage, you’re looking right at the camera. You really did deliberately pelt me with a towel.”
"Chris, if this is the first time in your life you’ve been assaulted with a towel, you had a much less homoerotic high school gym experience than I did."
[RDJ Advises Chris Evans On His Life Choices]
(Thanks tazigo for the link!)
(1995, 2009) He must really love that goofy tie to have kept (and still wear) it after all these years.
Robert admiring Gwyneth in the suit.
I get tingly over Pepper in the suit and saving Tony’s helpless, reckless ass
“We are so lucky, Chris. We get to act opposite these awesome, talented, and incidentally brutally attractive women.”
“Brutally, Robert?”
“It’s painful how great Paltrow is. Doesn’t it hurt, watching Scarlett do her thing?”
“You have a strange relationship to your work. And maybe to women.”
“Yeah, but I’m making it work for me.”
knitting in the dark 