Much beauty, so handsome, wow.
Paging copperbadge, holy cow.
“Well, Chris, it keeps me out of People Magazine.”
“Does it, though?”
“More or less. I never show up on the best or worst dressed lists, anyway. And it’s not like the world doesn’t know I make faces more or less constantly."
"So I should make faces?”
“Well, that sort of depends. I mean it’ll keep you out of the magazines, somewhat…but it’ll get you feature space on Tumblr.”
“This seems like a poor choice set."
"Beats prison.”
“…that does put it in perspective, yes.”
Published
knitting in the dark 