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That awkward moment when a ādonate blood plasmaā commercial comes on in the previews of āLove Simonā and the entire theatre of gays looks into the camera like Jim in the office.
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I despise doing posts where I ask for help, but here we are.
About two years ago I started a new creator owned project.Ā It began as a spin-off of Princeless, but the reality is this – Raven The Pirate Princess is its own thing altogether.Ā I knew this from the first issue and if youāve been reading, so have you.
Sure, the first few issues of Raven: Pirate Princess had that heroic lady feminist banter for which Princeless has become known both among its fans and detractors.Ā I mean, Raven had this scene:
and issue 1 had this scene:
But perhaps much more importantly, the first issue of Raven had this:
but that wasnāt where that ended.Ā This is a book about a community of diverse queer women actively claiming their place in the world and taking whatās theirs.Ā Itās about Raven, who is desperately in love with her childhood best friend Ximena
Itās about Ximena, a girl who was held captive for years by a pirate king who pretended to be her liberator.Ā Who fell in love with the pirateās daughter, only to be left behind by that father when she outlived her value.
About Sunshine, the thief that chose the wrong target and ended up falling in love with a woman already hopelessly in love with somebody else.
Itās about Katie, the bisexual second in command whoās motivated by honorā¦and occasionally beating the snot out of a dude or two
Oh and in case I forgot to mention, Katie is also incredibly muscular:
And Jayla, the asexual science genius whoās tired of being treated like a little sister
and Cid, the deaf engineer who quietly keeps the ship running
and of course, these two:
The socially awkward poet and the angry sword fighter who couldnāt stand her who have somehow become these two:
But hereās the thing: this comic is failing.Ā It has a very dedicated and exuberant but at this point SMALL fanbase.Ā Today I had a hard conversation with Action Lab about the reality of the numbers on this book versus what it costs to produce this book and, suffice it to say, Action Lab isnāt ready to cancel the book, but they arenāt ready to greenlight year 3 either.Ā After Year 2 #13, Raven is set to go on the shelf until numbers can support continuing it.
This is where I need your help
If you care about this book full of queer pirate ladies and you want it to continue, we need to find a way to spread the word about it.Ā We donāt need to sell single issues (it would be nice) but ultimately we need the trades sales that back up the continuation of this big YA Pirate/Revenge/Adventure/Romance thing.
In fact, if youāve already purchased volumes 1-4, volume 5 is available for preorder there right now!Ā
Maybe youāve bought all the issues already.Ā Thank you!Ā If you still want to support Raven, you can review the books on Amazon or other retailers, you can share, reblog or retweet this post.Ā You can tell a friend about the book!Ā
If you have a comics review site or, say, a blog where you talk about LGBT media, contact me for review links or interviews.Ā Please, help us save our ship.
This is possibly one of the best comic series I have ever had the privilege to read.
If you havenāt, you should go pick it up.
If you have read it, please tell ALL your friends and leave some reviews.
And Iām not just saying all of this because I want Katie to benchpress me.
Raven the Pirate Princess is AMAZING.Ā Ā
Seriously.Ā This is one of my must-read comics for queer ladies.Ā Iāve already done a powerpoint thingy about how much I love it here, but if youāre not getting it, you need to be.Ā It is everything you ever wanted and more.Ā Seriously Iām calling my local comic shop today because I didnāt realize the 4th volume with out and I need it in my life ASAP.Ā Ā
Do you ever think about how when Ronās wand broke 2nd year, just using spell-o-tape wasnāt enough to fix it. It kept backfiring in ways that were really bad, like making himself eat slugs, or kinda just. being defective in general.
Hagridās wand was snapped his 3rd year. But he still uses it, disguised as an umbrella. And it works.
Like we know Ollivander didnāt fix it, since he was surprised to hear Hagrid had the pieces. Not to mention since Hagrid was expelled, it would be extremely illegal to fix it. Hogwarts works as a groundskeeper, and lives in a one room wooden hut that he made himself. Heās not going to have the money to ribe someone to fix it, and then thereās also the fact that because of his heritage, even if he could bribe someone to fix it, they probably wouldnāt. And sure, Dumbledore probably knows that Hagrid fixed his wand, thereās a certain level of deniability there. He wouldnāt have actually gotten involved with the wand mending process. Especially when Hagrid was just accused of killing a student.
So that means Hagrid would have put his wand back together himself.
The 3rd year transfiguration examination was to turn a teapot into a tortoise. Only inanimate objects into animals. Part of the reason animagi are so rare is because theyāre human to animal transformations. The first time we meet Hagrid, he gives Dudley a tail, and correctly animates the boat he and Harry are on. Silently.
Harry and co. didnāt even attempt to learn silent casting until 6th year. Anything Hagrid learned after 3rd year would have been self taught.
Hagrid is one powerful wizard and holy shit combined with his resistance to magic with his giant heritage forget McGonagall holy shit Hagrid is terrifying
No wonder sixteen-year-old Voldemort was intimidated enough by thirteen-year-old Hagrid to pick him as the one to frame for murder.
Woulda been nice if the media had explored wordless magic more deeply, since the first spells we ever see use it.
Hagrid defeating Voldemort would have been one hell of a plot twist.
The moment someone finallyāfinally!āput quill to the pages
of the diary for the first time, Tom fully intended to drain them dry, reclaim
his inheritance as well as his body, and continue on with his plans. His true
self hadnāt bothered to update the diary since its creation, but heād decided
upon realizing his Slytherin heritage that there was only one place for him in
Wizarding Britain.
If Muggle Britain can have a Queen, Wizarding Britain can
have a King.
Being perpetually sixteen is irritating enough. To be
sixteen and having things be dull as shit
for decades is intolerable.
Her name is Ginevra Weasley. Ginny.
Itās a bit of surprise to know that there are any Weasleys
left. He always thought the family rather weak, and that was aside from their
politically poor classification as Blood Traitors. Instead, there are seven
Weasley children and their parents, a Weasley married to a Prewett. There are a
number of Prewetts lurking about still, as well.
Odd. The weak should have been the first to fall. Heās been
planning his rule for a long time, after all.
Tom does use the diaryās magic to claim her consciousness
once, and it is absolutely glorious to move again, to see the schoolā¦to greet
the ancient basilisk once more. His friend. His only friend. Itās difficult to
get the proper sibilance of Parseltongue from the lips of one who wasnāt born
to speak it, but he does quite well. Her lips and tongue are ideal for it, not
yet molded by school and age into thinking of words as being only specific,
limited sounds.
Tom pretends to be kind when this eleven-year-old girl
writes of girlish nonsense. The concerns of the young and the innocent. He has
never been innocent. He was never allowed to be.
Then Ginny writes a single line one day before book and
quill are both abandoned.
Tom, Iām afraid.
That is all. Three words.
Fear.
Tom knows what itās like to fear. He fears Dumbledore, who
came to him and terrorized him before telling Tom that he was a wizard.
Dumbledore who never trusted him, who always looked at Tom as if heād created
all the mischief in the world. Tom had done nothing those first few years to
deserve that. Nothing! He came to the bloody school resolved to be great and
discovered that to be great meant to be scolded, to be frowned upon for wishing
to learn beyond the set limits of classes. He feared those who were older and
more powerful than himself until heād learned to become more powerful than
they.
Tom gathers up the ink she used for those three words and
leaves her a message: Why?
Itās quite a while before Ginny answers him. There are rumors that the last time this
ruddy Chamber was opened, they were on the verge of shutting down the school
until they caught the one responsible. I donāt want to go home. I hate it there.
Oh, that is definitely interesting. What is so terrible about home? Tome asks while thinking, At least you had one.
Iām just āBaby Ginnyā
there. Iām not a person. Iām the little sister, the youngest daughter, the baby
of the family. No one wants to talk about what I like, even if itās bloody
Quidditchāand the gits all like Quidditch! But no, the baby girl canāt discuss
the big grown-up game with the big boys.
I hate it. I hate that
my mother looks at me and sees fragile, precious, and female, but nothing else
unless itās a marriage commodity. I think Mum is already plotting to marry me
off to Harry! I hate that my father is just so absent, that he has more
interest in Muggle things than in me. Iām only eleven, but Iām not stupid!
I deserve to exist as a person.
Donāt I?
That is when Tom makes a dreadful, terrible blunder.
He doesnāt just write platitudes and reassurances. He speaks to her.
Everyone deserves to
exist. Iām rather fond of it, myself.
There is a long pause. Youāre
not just a diary, are you?
Tom feelsā¦is that pleasure? Is there depth to this girl that
he was ignoring in favor of his other goals? Depth that he could use?
Iām a magical recording
of Tom Riddle, a real person who attended this school in the 1940s. I would
have graduated in 1945. I believe I am considered dead now.
Thatās a terrible
shame, Ginny writes. Iād hate to be
aware of my own death like that. Has Hogwarts changed overly much since you
were made, Tom?
Dumbledore, Tom
replies in the most scathing handwriting he can form. It literally drips down
the page.
Not so much, then. I think youād like Professor McGonagall.
She is never ridiculous.
Perhaps, Tom
agrees. We went to school together. She
isnāt the way youāve written of her now, but no, she was never ridiculous. Minerva
had never turned her nose up at him, either.
He hasnāt thought on that in a long time. He only remembered
the hatred. The fear. The desire to become himself again.
Besides. I am a
Slytherin.
Oh, Ginny writes
back at once. There is amusement in her writing. Then Professor Snape would definitely like you. He canāt stand the rest
of us, but he treats his Slytherins like gold.
Not like Slughorn,
then? Tom asks curiously.
Who the bloody hell is
Slughorn?
HE DOESNāT TEACH HERE
ANYMORE?
Tom would dance if he could. Slughorn might have taught him
how to make himself, how to store these lovely copies and set them aside if
they are neededā¦but that man was an utter fool. What idiot tells a
fifteen-year-old student how to craft a bit of magic made from murder? Someone
looking to curry favor and unable to look beyond the bridge of his bulbous
nose, thatās who. Fucking idiot.
That was quite the
rant, Ginny writes. Tom catches himself and realizes every single bit of
those thoughts revealed themselves on his pages. Shit.
Magic made from
murder, Ginny continues. Sounds
unpleasant.I know murder is a
powerful vehicle for magic, but not what sorts.
Tom makes his second blunder. He falls in love with
a pragmatic, intelligent, vicious fucking Gryffindor Weasley.