I can’t get the image out of my head of Bucky Barnes in the Pretty Woman boots.
I’m here for you, Sam, and I’ve got a broad-tip sharpie and nothing to lose.
Honestly, Hell, I was desperately hoping you would take a crack at it and you have captured my dreams for this perfectly.
That is the face of a man who knows he’s working it.
@copperbadge and @hellenhighwater, you’ve probably both seen the work of @buckykingofmemes at some point and forgotten that you had. If you go to their redbubble link, you’ll see that the pic with the red heels is there on the lineup. And because it’s redbubble, you can buy stuff with the pic on it! https://www.redbubble.com/people/buckykingofmeme/works/23896433-puts-the-ass-in-assassin (For some stupid reason the link is going somewhere weird, just copy paste.) I’m pretty certain that pic is why they made the redbubble in the first place, because they got so many requests.
@iamshadow21, you fantastic fish!! You’re super super right that I’ve seen buckykingofmemes’s red heels bucky, because I AM THAT BUCKY! (I’m Mod Hell, I run the thing.) I am honestly so ridiculously touched that you went to the effort of finding and linking to my redbubble and ah. you are just. the best!!
(And you are also right that that is a big part of why I made the redbubble. Lots of people wanted that bucky.)
LOL, okay, well that’s why the user name was vaguely familiar! I have to tell you, the bucky blog is a big bright spot on my feed, it makes me laugh on the worst of days. I also feel passionately about artists getting credit – my partner @kath-ballantyne is a fanartist and has been for many years, through Buffy, Potter, X-Men and Avengers, amongst others. We Big Bang and Reverse Bang together sometimes. She’s been the artist to my author since 1999. 🙂
I can’t get the image out of my head of Bucky Barnes in the Pretty Woman boots.
I’m here for you, Sam, and I’ve got a broad-tip sharpie and nothing to lose.
Honestly, Hell, I was desperately hoping you would take a crack at it and you have captured my dreams for this perfectly.
That is the face of a man who knows he’s working it.
@copperbadge and @hellenhighwater, you’ve probably both seen the work of @buckykingofmemes at some point and forgotten that you had. If you go to their redbubble link, you’ll see that the pic with the red heels is there on the lineup. And because it’s redbubble, you can buy stuff with the pic on it! https://www.redbubble.com/people/buckykingofmeme/works/23896433-puts-the-ass-in-assassin (For some stupid reason the link is going somewhere weird, just copy paste.) I’m pretty certain that pic is why they made the redbubble in the first place, because they got so many requests.
Tansy. It’s lovely, and forms a neat clump, and then seeds itself around your garden with about seven million tiny seeds, 150% of which germinate. Please help, I’m drowning in tansy over here.
Iris. Old fashioned iris, to be specific. Orris root, dried, is used to fix perfumes in potpourri and perfumery.
Soapwort.
Many old-fashioned roses, which will sucker all over the place into an impenetrable thorn hedge. (My Goal around the yard, and why I planted Hansa, which is doing a lovely job of it. Also, tasty hips and flowers.)
Zucchini. Any squash, to be fair.
Daylilies.
(All parts edible, buds and root bulbs particularly tasty. Form neat clumps and will outlive you, your house, and possibly the human race)
Hollyhock. Decorative and edible. Ground root is a good dress for bruises, swellings, and ulcers.
Ostrich fern. Loves shady damp spots like Genghis Khan likes conquering, and the fiddleheads in spring are absolutely delicious.
Wild grape.
Chives.
Wormwood; similar situation to the tansy. Please send help.
Fennel and dill, which, if you let go to seed, will seed themselves like tansy.
Violets; delicious and indestructible.
Yarrow.
Cucumbers ARE a squash, btw.
And many of them have useful medicinal properties!
I lived for six years in a cottage that my late grandmother had planted out almost exclusively with a)agapanthas, b)honeysuckle, c)morning glory, and d)a climbing rose that wanted to take over the world and had very sharp thorns. I wanted to garden. I did my best to garden. Some years I even got some nice crops of vegetables and the outside of the house didn’t look like garbage. But I never won, I never managed to control the infestation, and when I moved out, the garden was still full of all four things. I HATED MY GRANDMOTHER FOR THIS. By all means, plant a few things that spread themselves around, but not four species at once in a tiny garden that are all trying to kill a)all the other plants and b)you/your pets/all visitors/the house itself.
The rose, btw:
I love my library.
[Stack of library books including The Fictional Woman, Too Fat Too Slutty Too Loud, History Is All You Left Me, More Happy Than Not, Drag Teen, The Moonlight Dreamers, Tell It To The Moon, and When We Rise. In the background is another stack of Kerry Greenwood’s Corinna Chapman mysteries without library stickers.]
♫ Pink like the inside of your, baby / Pink like the walls and the doors, maybe / Pink like your fingers in my, maybe / Pink is the truth you can’t hide / Pink like your tongue going round, baby / Pink like the sun going down, maybe / Pink like the holes in your heart, baby / Pink is my favourite part ♫
Janelle Monáe & Tessa Thompson in the official video for PYNK
let’s start with a few pictures of my body shall we
(please ignore messy room i’m in the process of packing)
okay so that’s the body of someone that eats healthy, literally my fave food is broccoli, and i work out 5 days a week, you’d think i’m at ‘’’healthy weight’’’’ right?????
BITCH NOPE
that bitch telling me to eat 1500 – 1900 calories a day are you fucking joking??? that’s fucking starving myself and i’m not doing that. fuck you.
Bmi was never meant to be used for individuals; it’s only useful for talking in generalised terms about a large population and as a potential guide.
thank you for your input, not many people know that. but still, an official site such as the fucking nhs recommending a full grown woman to eat under 2,000 a day is not okay!!! (Especially considering the fact that it took into account my regular activity)
calories are bullshit too
a calorie is the amount of energy released in laboratory conditions to heat water when it’s burned
so in the lab you have an instrument to burn the food and you measure how much of it it takes to heat water a set amount,
this does not in any way reflect how the body works
your body breaks down foods in different ways, for example monosaturated fats break down very slowly but processed sugars break down very fast
so by that logic something that is almost pure carbohydrate would be much worse than something that is almost pure monosaturated fat
not necessarily
oats, for example, are something like 95% fibre, meaning although they are pure sugar the body decides it’s not worth the bother of breaking them down so you get a small fraction of the sugar in the oat
so just going by carbohydrate [aka sugar] content doesn’t work properly either
a stick of butter has WAY more calories than a boiled potato but the stick of butter breaks down over several hours and keeps you satiated longer than that boiled potato that immediately floods your system with sugar, that triggers the response of too much store that for later, which causes a lack in your body which triggers the i’m hungry response
or the peanuts being high protein high fat are the reason why a snickers fills you up longer than a mars bar even though it might have a higher calorie count – because you’re full longer you eat less calories because you don’t go i’m hungry and eat another mars bar
and that’s all assuming that every body processes food the exact same way
tl:dr the human body is a very complicated machine and using a very simple method of measuring energy intake is complete nonsense
i always knew the BMI was bullshit but having solid proof is reassuring and will def help with my recovery!!!
BMI is bullshit and I’m so mad the medical community is still using it
I’m a varsity athlete (rugby, so let’s keep in mind i throw myself at other human beings who are often bigger than me) and my BMI is always ‘overweight’ except for the brief period last summer in which i was eating about 1300 calories a day to make myself hot (12/10 would not recommend). right now my butt looks great, and I’m probably in the best shape ive ever been in. muscle weighs more than fat. BMI does not factor in body composition, which is a much better indication f health. also beauty standards at totally unattainable so. I’m 5′2″ and weigh more than most 6ft models because of the amount of muscle mass i carry and sure I’m a little squishy round the edges but I’m healthy. so BMI can kiss my ass