copperbadge:

iamshadow21:

Fandom: What’s Your Number? (2011)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ally Darling/Colin Shea, Ally Darling & Daisy Darling
Characters: Ally Darling, Colin Shea, Daisy Darling
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Developing Relationship, Sexual Tension, Sexual Experimentation, Making Out, Kissing, Frottage, Heteronormativity, Heterosexual Sex, Hand Jobs, Sexual Fantasy, Sexual Frustration, Anal Sex, Spanking, Slow Burn, (sort of), Kink Negotiation, Sex Positive, Dom/sub Undertones, Communication, Enthusiastic Consent, Honesty, Pregnancy, but not Ally’s

Summary: Ally had said I need to slow down. She didn’t know that Colin would take her at her word.

Now they’re locked in a teenage holding-pattern game of sexual chicken. They’re either going to die from the sexual tension or eventually have the most explosive sex ever.

Notes: For copperbadge.

This is all Sam’s fault. Sam wrote What’s Your Number? fic (More Than A Little True), which meant I had to watch What’s Your Number?, which means I now watch it on a semi-regular basis whenever I need some adorable naked Chris Evans in my life with a plot that contains terrible messages about sex. So, to try and continue what I think may have been the film makers’ original intentions, I have written a couple of thousand words of post-canon fix-it to mend the awfulness somewhat.

Your fault, Sam. Happy Holidays. 🙂

HAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING 😀 

I will slowly convert the entire internet to writing What’s Your Number fanfiction, if only to repair all that is wrong with the movie itself. 

I think it would require the entire internet to fix What’s Your Number?

Slow Play – IamShadow21 – What’s Your Number? (2011) [Archive of Our Own]