viggo mortensen’s appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% ‘the beacons are lit!’, 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams
This is blatant “smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree” and “shoving the double doors of helm’s deep open” erasure and I will not stand for it.
I think kicking the orc head deserves more than a fraction of a percent when you factor in that:
a) He wasn’t meant to kick the head but did it in the moment because he’s that *~extra~* and wears his feelings on the outside
b) In doing so he actually broke his foot
c) Rather than swearing his head off and calling for a medic, he fucking leaned into it and transformed his actual agony into performance, and that’s the take that’s in the movieYeah I’m p sure the only person more dedicated to the perfect embodiment of the world than Viggo was Christopher “That’s not actually what it sounds like when you stab a man in the back” Lee, and that’s a pretty impossible bar to top.
Honourable mention to Sir Ian ‘puttin’ the gay in’ McKellan, who made sure every passionate declaration of loyalty and handholding between Sam and Frodo actually got shown on screen. We thank him for his service.
