bunjywunjy:

nanoochka:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

metal

someone please do a dubstep remix based off this

fluffmugger:

melifair:

moonlitmoth:

Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video

@fearofablackteeshirt

Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg

“This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things”

“I kinda feel like Bob Ross” “Happy trees on my face”

“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face” 😂

“I sweat like there is something glandularly wrong with me”

I’M JUST TRYING TO LET PEOPLE IN ON THE PROCESS, JEN