spoopy-ceetee:

christophoronomicon:

ifreakinglovemarshmallows:

bigmouthsparesagain:

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

Cute 🙂

So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

emi–rose:

gardensilks:

c-rowteeth:

neoperks:

PEAS 🦆

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

This is a pekin duck! I have two rouens and I would honestly never let them in the house without ducky diapers but this baby is adorable.

Also a little know fact I guess? Ducks need water to assist in swallowing or they can choke! They also need grit/rocks to digest their food, just like chickens. But unlike chickens, they need water deep enough to submerse their bills in. They put their heads under water and blow out, like a sneeze, clearing their nostrils of dust and food.

Also, you can tell if a duck is a drake (boy) if it has curly tail feathers and a soft quack 🙂

So you know how I keep talking about how Magnus and lucretia have duckies??? @epersonae @anonymousalchemist @magcretia @blue-mood-blue @bluecoloreddreams

emmersdrawberry:

kc749:

littlereddove:

han-j1:

evilqueenofgallifrey:

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

I love that he said Pakeha

Can someone write what its being said in this?

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding
Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori
values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison
up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s.
And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically)
Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we
have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m
sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live
in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them
to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That
is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they
were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned
up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant
insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you
just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk.
Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an
island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

RIP Janice