…. everything about this is absolutely perfect
Tag: twitter
Chelsea was all our moms today.
But seriously, that’s all great advice she yelled at us from the internet. I use hot baths with bath bombs and bubbles and stuff all the time for my severe anxiety disorder.
GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER
DOT COM
I LOVE THIS WOMAN
Dana Scully horny on main
If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.
Am I alone thinking Tony would totally be the kind of robo-parent who creates Twitter or Instagram accounts for his bots?
I’m just imagining Dum-E the great shit poster that gets tons of followers:
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Oil? In smoothie? Yes.Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Oil in smoothie was wrong.
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Fire extinguisher! Fire extinguisher!Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Fire extinguisher was wrong. 😦
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Fire extinguisher was actually right!!!!! :)))))Dume (@dumdedumdum)
DON’T HAVE A BIG ENOUGH FIRE EXTINGUISHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHJARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Fire contained. Thank you, Dum-EDume (@dumdedumdum)
JARVIS how I tagDume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsystem nm :))))Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Metal arm guy!!!! Like me!!!! I am also metal arm guy. :)))))Dume (@dumdedumdum)
METAL ARM GUY NOT LIKE ME IS NOT NICE >:C
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Metal arm guy has come to understanding NOT TO BE MEAN TO ME!!!!!
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
METAL ARM GUY LIAR! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Please stop chasing the sergeant around, he was just trying to be nice.Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsytem No??? I’M DENTED.Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Metal arm guy wearing Cone of Shame. All is well.
Ahahahahahahaha tbh I picture this happening literally every day for the first few weeks before DUM-E gets used to Metal arm guy
But also consider DUM-E’s live tweets outing various well-kept secrets among the Avengers (that even the occasional team member wasn’t aware of) without DUM-E even realising it
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Vibranium is worst metal because I AM NOT MADE OF ANYDume (@dumdedumdum)
Tony’s sad. :(((( I will bring coffee!!!!
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
It didn’t work. :(((Dume (@dumdedumdum)
I’ll do something stupid to make him angry instead!!! :)))) Get wheel stuck on table!
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Oh no am actual stuck @intelligentsystem HELP
JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Dum-E…. why….Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Tony fixed. :)))) I made A-okay sign with claw and he smiled!!!
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
I am not A-okay I am still stuck.
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!! HE WILL HELP!!!!Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Oh nm he’s just kissing Tony. 😒
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Metal Arm Seargent!!!! HE WILL HELP!!!!
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Oh nm he’s also kissing Tony. 😒
Nat-Nat (@therealblackwidow)
@dumdedumdum Honey I think that might have been a secret! 😳Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@therealblackwidow Idc??? I’m stuck on this table.Nat-Nat (@therealblackwidow)
@dumdedumdum Hang on omwDume (@dumdedumdum)
@therealblackwidow saved me!!!! Tony is upset tho idk whyDume (@dumdedumdum)
Oh it WAS a secret!!!! My bad.
Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Farewell @intelligentsystem I will miss you
JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Where are you going?Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsystem I am fleeing for my life IT WAS A BIG SECRET CRAP
THIS IS DELIGHTFUL. @copperbadge
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