spoonsforsale:

Doctor: so what is your pain on a scale of 1-10

me: living with a debilitating chronic pain disorder has made it so that i am unable to quantify pain at the magnitude common people feel and thus I have no idea how to answer that

Doctor: …………..so, is that a 6?

liesdamnedliesandmeta:

Every episode of Leverage:

Client: I don’t want his easily stolen physically tangible money Mr Ford, I want the nebulous and undefinable catharsis you can only get from a specific and tailor made karmic revenge that will destroy not only his business but his life, thats all.

medusabraids:

sexiest moments in marvel movies

1. the bit where thor unlocks his powers near the end of thor ragnarok and the immigrant song starts playing in the background

2. the bit in winter soldier where bucky moves out of the way of that car

3. ‘would you kill me my love?’ ‘for wakanda? without question’