Tag: thor

jabberwockypie:

calamity-cain:

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

I know their hair got longer movie by movie but WHY was there never more hair pulling?

A) They are siblings.

B) It’s DEFINITELY not just “a girl thing”. Trust me. Pain is pain.

I wonder if Frigga dropped a few not-so-subtle hints about “Oh, but your hair would look so nice for the coronation!” or something before the first movie because she’s already put up with centuries of “Mother! He pulled my hair!”* “He hit me first!” “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!” and at least if their hair’s shorter, ,that’s ONE thing off the list.

*I get a pretty strong vibe that Frigga did most of the actual raising kids stuff. Odin did a lot more harm than good in general and wasn’t all that useful in anything except talking about war.

petite-madame:

“BARNES! ROGERS!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”!

A big Steve/Bucky artwork that required a looot of work (I stopped counting after 40 hours to be honest). I know, I know, canon wise it doesn’t make any sense. Let’s just say that it’s the big second Chitauri attack of 2014 (it totally happened…*cough*)

Bonus: Bucky’s Instagram.

(Photoshop CS6 – Painter 12) – A big thank you to Beccj for the English beta ♥

copperbadge:

kammartinez:

copperbadge:

In theory, at least if we go by patriarchic naming conventions, it means that Tony’s son knocked up Rhodey’s daughter. I’m sure Rhodey was thrilled. 

Or Tony’s daughter kept her name and passed it on to her daughter; that’s very Stark. 

Either way I feel like Tony and Rhodey had a conversation at some point that involved shotguns.

I don’t think it started out with something as mild as shotguns. I think that’s when it all settled down, when tempers had cooled . I imagine the initial conflict was an aerial dogfight, with Tony in the suit and Rhodey in his jet, the both of them yelling at each other over their comms. But that’s just me.

Oh, I’m sure it wasn’t just Tony and Rhodey. I would imagine the kids’ mothers were involved too, with shifting allegiance based on whether they were so pissed they wanted to punch everyone or whether they were calm enough to want to stop things (I’m assuming Pepper and Carol but I’m willing to entertain other possibilities on a case by case basis; Tony does have an ongoing thing for Jennifer Walters).

Plus, there’s Rhodey Stark’s parents to consider, since I strongly doubt they were sitting at home waiting for their parents to duke it out. Although I suppose the dogfight might have been caused by their elopement. 

So you have at least three battle suits (Iron Man, War Machine, Rescue) plus at least one, probably two Kree-powers (Carol and Carol Junior) possibly plus whatever superhero powers (green rage monster?) or heavy machinery Stark Junior had.

I mean, and presumably the rest of the Avengers sitting on a roof nearby eating popcorn. 

Steve is going to be so annoyed when he gets back from his first vacation in ten years and finds his friends and godchildren making spectacles of themselves. 

copperbadge:

stuckinabucket:

thegreatgodum:

Wait, wasn’t Frog!Thor actually a frog that found a chip off mjolnir and became Thor?

There are/were actually two Frog!Thors, it looks like.  One was Thor as a frog.  The other one’s a frog that’s running around with a chip off Mjolnir and the appropriate Mjolnir-wielding get-up.  Comics: serious business.

I’m not sure if this Frog Thor is the same as the Frog Thor who just found a piece of the hammer and was worthy, but there’s a Frog Thor in the Pet Avengers run who mentions that he’s Thor’s cousin.

Thor was also turned into a frog on multiple occasions. I think the most recent occurrence was in the Ultimate Spider-man cartoon.

Anyway, here is Thor, Frog Cousin of Thor, who has turned BuckyCap and Iron Man into frogs as well for very legitimate reasons having to do with dragons.

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[From Avengers vs. Pet Avengers #1, 2011.]

Why yes. That is a frog with a prosthetic arm.

In conclusion: even if Thor had never been a frog, every single person who is whining about a woman being Thor could still shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

takemetothedungeons:

wnnbdarklord:

Thor, I love you to bits, but we need to talk about your definition of ‘in my youth’: 

The Jotuns must pay for what they have done. March into Jotunheim as you once did. Teach them a lesson. Break their spirits so they’ll never dare to try to cross our borders again.

#I remain intrigued by this quote#because like many of the films statements about time and asgardians it makes no goddam logical sense#but meta to the rescue:#I like the idea that this is how the aesir experience time#not as a progression#as we do#where yesterday is recent#last year a while ago#and ten years ago a long time ago#but in epochs and eras#marked by changes in themselves#they don’t age much#not like we do#whether you think they are young for the same-ish time we are and in their prime longer#or if they are still kids at 300+ years old#either way#for them time is purely relative#and nothing changes much#not technology not culture not the people around you#so you judge time by internal markers#thor judges his own maturity as beginning on the day he regained mjolnir and lost loki#so before then he was a youth for all he thought himself a man#for only a youth would court war#and now he knows himself a man#though still battle-hungry#(because it’s THOR c’mon)#but not war hungry#and there is a difference#and it’s about putting others wants and needs and safety before your own#which is what he was lacking in thor 2011 ( amberfox17 )

Can I offer a suggestion? I think that Thor’s style of formal, antiquated language here is the key to deciphering this line, and I think that what Thor is saying here isn’t referring to his youth as a long time ago, like Asgardian time is different, or that he’s lived a lifetime since, but that the phrase in my youth, I courted war is Thor talking about his own immaturity from the point of view of experience. He’s saying, I was/am immature, and fighting was something I sought. The comma is really important, it makes the sentence meaning shift. In terms of a comparison, think of the phrase, ‘in my ignorance, I made an error’.