Fic authors deserve more credit.
Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.
The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.
So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.
Tag: support your writers
I don’t even
Someone just left a hundreds-of-words long screed against MCU canon and characterisation and fanon and shipping in (multiple) comments on a fic I wrote a few years ago and then was incredibly shocked that I a) saw it and b) replied, telling them to kindly either a) read something else or b) keep their thoughts to themself/their blog/their twitter.
I mean, it’s a comment box. To leave comments. For the author. Did they think they could do the equivalent of taking a dump in my mailbox without me seeing it? It’s not a fucking Tumblr reblog. It’s a direct comment. To me. About my story.
Also, the whole thing was completely without a) full stops and b) coherent trains of thought.
It’s too early in the day for this shit.
Please, from the bottom of my heart, keep this kind of shit out of your comments on people’s fanworks. It’s not helpful. It’s downright depressing, and all authors take away from it is that you hate everything that they wrote about and carefully tagged for, but you chose to read it and get angry about it anyway. Why would you even read something you know you will hate? Why would you then rant to the author about hating it? Why? Do you know you can read things you like? Do you know there’s a thing called outside? Do you know chocolate exists? And ice cream? Those are pretty good. Please consume those instead. Thanks.
Sometimes fanfic writers make me so mad, like god damn this story is so fucking good make it damn novel so I can buy it and support your talented ass
I WAS SO HAPPY THE TWO TIMES I GOT TO DO THIS.
I JUST REMEMBERED IT WAS ACTUALLY THREE. AND GOT EVEN MORE EXCITED.
Sometimes fanfic writers make me so mad, like god damn this story is so fucking good make it damn novel so I can buy it and support your talented ass
I WAS SO HAPPY THE TWO TIMES I GOT TO DO THIS.
I know the best way to support authors is to buy new, but that often isn’t an option for me, because of various reasons. However, this Christmas, I will be contributing to feeding your cats, as we made the decision to buy Wayward Children 1 & 2 and pre-order 3! Also, I am going to poke my library to get 3 as well – they had 1, and bought 2 on my suggestion. It’s only fair they have 3 too. :)
Oh, absolutely.
When an author–myself included–is saying “please buy my book,” please imagine a tiny asterisk after which is written “unless you are fiscally unable to do so right now, in which case we still love you, and we totally understand, because holy cheese, sometimes the power bill has to come first.” Other great ways to support authors:
* Libraries
* Leaving reviews
* Telling your friends about the book
* Telling your enemies about the book
* Destroying your enemies with the book
* Using the book as kindling to burn the bodies of your enemies
* Buying another copy from the used bookstore, thus keeping them in business while you find a new enemyI am so thrilled that you’re able to buy new this holiday season, and my cats thank you as well. 🙂