lilbittydragon:

downwarddnaspiral:

stevesboyfriend:

stevesboyfriend:

idk how you watch catws and not pick up on the fact that sam is absolutely a mirror of steve… they even straight up say it in the film.

“I do what he does, just slower”

okay we gonna do this because Sam is a reckless motherfucker that absolutely mirrors Steve’s characterization and i’m goddamn tired of people grossly misinterpreting his character b/c it fits in better with their two dimensional therapy dog version of him

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Sam doesn’t like taking orders, he’s not pliant or obedient. He does what he believes is right and damn the rules (sound familiar??). Theres a reason they fucking hit it off so well right from the start.

Following that we have Steve turning up on his doorstep looking like a building got dropped on him. And what does Sam do?

Yeah sure… I’ll let a couple of avengers who just told me everybody is out to kill them into my house. Sounds like a good time. It’s also a bit telling that Sam knows exactly where his suit is. Ten bucks says he’s actually tried to steal it before but couldn’t quite manage it on his own. 

And then we start getting into really no holds bar Sam:

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Y’all like to forget Sam brought a two inch knife to a gun fight and won. Not to mention, he clearly walks around with a knife on him at all times… not just in his car, but on his person. 

Sam gives no fucks and will take you out. Winter soldier? Bitch try it

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Some hydra fool who won’t stop talking Nazi nonsense?

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Fuck this guy. he’ll take him on in nothing but a fucking t-shirt. 

Oh and remember that building that Steve jumped out of? Might as well top that by jumping out of the same one, just about 20 stories up.

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Cool, cool, cool. 

Going feet first towards the rotor blades of a helicopter, knowing if you miss your legs are mulch?

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No problem. 

Steve wants to track down an international maybe still brainwashed assassin?

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When do we start?

And of course, this wouldn’t be complete without the penultimate Steve/Sam comparison. 

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So to everyone who trashes him, or does him a disservice by making him out to be nothing more than a therapist who can fix Bucky and Steve I have one thing to say. In the immortal words of the legend Samuel Thomas Wilson himself, “Man, shut the hell up.”

This post, this one right here.

If you want a fic rec for a fantastic SamSteve fic that’s about this dynamic, look right here

starksquill:

Tony obnoxiously hitting on Steve after they’ve been married for ten years is my jam.

“You come here often?”

“We’ve been coming here together once a week for the past decade.”

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“Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

“You are my husband.”

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“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

“You’re an atheist, Tony.”

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“I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”

“You’d have to tell me. I gave it to you a long time ago.”

“I-,” Tony’s voice cracks, “You win this round.”

Plot twist: Steve starts trotting out lines that were old in 1945, and Tony Does Not Know How To Handle It.

beautifulwhensarcastic:

Vintage Leverage. The post-war economy boom provides many advantages for soldiers coming home and their families, but it also increases the number of companies, as well despicable individuals, who prey on innocents. Veterans who were promised education and business loans, but fell victims to scams; women losing their jobs on false pretenses; families robbed of insurance money. They had no one to turn to, until a group of former soldiers assembled an unusual team specializing in recovering compensation for their victimized clients. Staging elaborate cons, they provide… leverage.

copperbadge:

buckypupbarnes:

Soulmates. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

“Boys, I need to know. Sebastian, tell the truth.”

“Robert, why did you kidnap Sebastian and me and make us coffee?”

“Sebastian, be honest: Were you making fun of Chris and his gymnastics ribbons?”

“I’m pretty sure he wasn’t, Robert.”

“Hush, Chris.”

“Because I was also making fun of me with the gymnastics ribbons.”

“I’m just here for the coffee.”

“Neutral response. Good. You’re well-trained.”

“Chris, are you as confused as I am?”

“Nobody is as confused as I am, Sebastian.”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

Now I need fic or art. Preferably both.

copperbadge:

thacmis:

the thirst is real

(based on this by @thestonedsoldier)

It’s the little *clenches* that seals it as hilarious. 😀 

I like the idea that everyone in Wakanda sees Sam Wilson and thinks, “He’s so smart, handsome, and heroic; clearly he has Wakandan in him” and T’Challa’s like “If he lets me take him to dinner he certainly could.” 

GOING TO SEE BLACK PANTHER TONIGHT, I AM VERY EXCITE.