Tag: sdcc

copperbadge:

iwantcupcakes:

When Tony Stark threw a towel at Steve Rogers in public.

(Or, when sassy manchild accidentally threw a towel at human Dorito.)

“I did you a favor, you know.”

“By hitting me in the head with a hot towel?”

“It was your shoulder and fortunately protected by like eight pounds of muscle. And yes! Now you have a cameo in an interview with me.”

“How exactly is that — ”

“Your surprised-twelve-year-old face is now inextricably linked with me looking cool.”

“You know I thought it was an accident but replaying the footage, you’re looking right at the camera. You really did deliberately pelt me with a towel.”

"Chris, if this is the first time in your life you’ve been assaulted with a towel, you had a much less homoerotic high school gym experience than I did." 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans On His Life Choices]

(Thanks tazigo for the link!)