Me: I was told I should try the smoked meat while I was in Montreal…
Montreal native: I know a place.
Me: Last time you ‘knew a place’ we didn’t get home until one am.
Montreal native: This is different, how can you doubt me? (Says many sad sounding things in French that prpnably translate to, ‘the American will soon be dead.)
Me: I do not trust you at all.
Montreal native: Wonderful! To the subway!
(30 minutes later there is a plate the size of my torso in front of me, holding about three pounds of meat)
Me: Well this is how I die.
Montreal native: Oh, they forgot your poutine.
Me: Oh god…
Tag: scifigrl47
some drawings of scenes from @scifigrl47‘s Tales of the Bots fic series, which I can only describe as Wholesome and Good and worth the read if you like tony stark and robots that are suddenly kids.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH GOD THESE ARE ADORABLE. LOOK AT DJ’S WONDERFUL FACES. THEY ARE SO WONDERFUL.
(sits down to sob)
a little sneak peak at something I’m working on, fanart for scifigrl47’s “Over the River and Through the Woods” ♥
Aw, he’s gonna be so preeeeeeeeeeeetty!
What would Thor do if he finds abandoned puppies?
based on scifigrl47’s headcanon The Avengers and Puppies.
“Bruce was trying to teach Thor to knit and-”
“Stop. There are not words to describe all the ways that that sentence is wrong. No. I can’t-” Tony pressed a hand to the muscle twitching beside his eye. “No.”
Steve ignored him. “Bruce was trying to teach Thor to knit, and they decided on a tea cozy he could give his mother-”
“Please stop. Please, Steve.”
“And it didn’t go all that well, it was a little lopsided and not mom-present worthy, so Bruce was trying to cheer him up and find something else they could use his work for, and they settled on a hat because it was already the right shape, but it was too small for any of us, even though Thor tried it on.” He paused. “You should be glad we didn’t publish THAT picture in the New York times.”
“So. Much. Pain,” Tony gritted out.
“So since Thor loves Calcifer the toaster like a pet, the hat got a pompom and was gifted upon the toaster.”
Four (Or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Stark by Scifigrl47 gives me much joy so I’ll probably draw a few more pieces for it. Calcifer’s hat is too big, I realise that, but he at least looks like a toaster so I count this as a win.
“Can you think of any reason why Tony Stark would hack Darcy’s iTunes account to leave a cryptic message via song titles? A message that seems to be aimed at Steve?”
Back with another Toasterverse doodle. And there’s still more coming tonight.
I spent a lot of time on iTunes putting that list together. Y’ALL BETTER APPRECIATE. 8)
This is the last one for now: the fifth reason why one may want to kidnap Tony Stark as presented in Four (Or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Stark by Scifigrl47. There is still one thing I’d like to draw for this fic, but I don’t know when or if I’ll be able to do it.
HAHAHAHHAH! Look at the armor’s replacement arm! Fantastic!
Also Steve’s cranky face. You know he remembered this at some point and Tony had to explain himself.
It’s such a pleasant thought.
“It’s easy to mistake her for a songbird, or write her off as another bird of prey. Another simple killer. But she’s not… She took what should’ve been a defect, what the whole world SEES as a defect, and twists it to her own use. She learns. She fights. She survives.”
– Hollow Your Bones Like a Bird’s by scifigrl47
I have negotiated the mineral and stolen tech rights to Bartonia to StarkIndustries in exchange for a lifetime supply of Swedish Fish, craft beer and the rights to drive any of Tony’s cars whenever I want. I am a fucking boss at negotiation.
So I’ve spent some time recently rereading some of my favourite Avengers fics. I’ve left the Toasterverse by Scifigrl47 for the last because it’s the longest. Before starting reading I promised myself that I won’t ever draw any of the Marvel characters ‘cause I fail at them spectacularly but the more I read the more I felt my resolution crumble. When I got to Clint Barton, the King of the sovereign nation of Bartonia I stopped fighting.
Oh Clint, you absolute loser. You amazing, adorable, loser. 8)
There are THREE future plot points encoded in that sentence, by the way. The only one we’ve dealt with was the “get to drive any of Tony’s cars whenever I want,” which lead to his weapon case being in the trunk of the car that Steve and Tony used in “Dating the Long Way Around.”
I spend far too much time talking in a code only I understand. Well, at least I amuse myself. 8)
This is adorable and perfect and by the way your icon is one of my OTPs lets just all imagine a Psychonauts sequel that’s just them being international psychic spies and having banging sex. 8)
commission for scifigrl47 !!! ❤ ❤ of DJ and Lucy!
Get used to it, Luce. DJ’s got a lot of respect for personal space and next to no respect for the sanctity of who owns what clothes.
knitting in the dark 