i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk
Tag: safe sex
“Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy’s gun!”
i bet they taste like apple pie
knitting in the dark 