robertdowneyjrs:

 I’m not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a Phoenix metaphor been more personified! I’m not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, because I haven’t come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day! 

This gifset has so many of my favourite Tony moments..

copperbadge:

iwantcupcakes:

When Tony Stark threw a towel at Steve Rogers in public.

(Or, when sassy manchild accidentally threw a towel at human Dorito.)

“I did you a favor, you know.”

“By hitting me in the head with a hot towel?”

“It was your shoulder and fortunately protected by like eight pounds of muscle. And yes! Now you have a cameo in an interview with me.”

“How exactly is that — ”

“Your surprised-twelve-year-old face is now inextricably linked with me looking cool.”

“You know I thought it was an accident but replaying the footage, you’re looking right at the camera. You really did deliberately pelt me with a towel.”

"Chris, if this is the first time in your life you’ve been assaulted with a towel, you had a much less homoerotic high school gym experience than I did." 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans On His Life Choices]

(Thanks tazigo for the link!)

copperbadge:

hobbitkaiju:

effiestrinkets:

Robert admiring Gwyneth in the suit.

I get tingly over Pepper in the suit and saving Tony’s helpless, reckless ass

“We are so lucky, Chris. We get to act opposite these awesome, talented, and incidentally brutally attractive women.”

“Brutally, Robert?”

“It’s painful how great Paltrow is. Doesn’t it hurt, watching Scarlett do her thing?”

“You have a strange relationship to your work. And maybe to women.”

“Yeah, but I’m making it work for me.”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans On His Life Choices]