hanslo:

People who are much smarter than I am tell me, ‘You need to relax — because by any standards, you are someone who should relax.’ And I’m like, ‘Really? Butbutbutbutbut — Ijustwannamakesure, Iwanna, Ineedta, Iwanna,’ and they go, ‘We get it, but will you relax?

This has to be one of my favourite moments from Robert in the entire film. He’s so active, so loud, so constantly in motion as Tony, that when that movement and noise comes so a halt, when he’s still, it’s disturbing.

bootycap:

For Priya:

Steve/Tony RomCom AU: Line of Fire

Steve Rogers dedicates his life to his work. He saves lives, puts out fires, and sometimes even helps kittens out of trees. When he pulls Tony Stark out of a burning building and the man claims he has nowhere else to go, Steve figures there’s no harm in opening up his home to the strange but charming man while he sorts out his life. But Tony Stark might be hiding a few secrets that can turn Steve’s world upside down. He thought he was opening up his home, he didn’t realize he would be opening up his life and his heart, putting himself directly in… the line of fire.

jabberwockypie:

It’s not the ’80s, nobody says ‘hack’ anymore.

One day I’m going to get pissed off – and for good reason, I’m sure – and use “I’m sorry, what were you lying?” in conversation.

And that will be a very happy day and I will post about it on Tumblr and be FILLED WITH GLEE.