tell me about leverage. make me want to, please

lynati:

thequantumqueer:

gingersnapwolves:

cosmicastrogazer:

punsbulletsandpointythings:

myurbandream:

the-last-hair-bender:

fangirlfromtartarus-deactivated:

alright buckle up motherfuckers, i’m about to school y’all about this wonderful show called Leverage.

let’s start with the premise: they’re a bunch of criminals who come together to work as a team and to “pick up where the law leaves off.” aka: they do illegal shit to legally take out the bad guys, i.e. framing/ruining the reputation of/revealing actual law-breaking by embezzling rich politicians, dirty cops, corporations doing secret shit on the down-low, etc.

each episode is a different bad guy they need to take down for doing something terrible, and each episode they come up with a different scheme to take them out. the team consists of: the hacker, the hitter, the grifter, the thief, and the mastermind behind all their plots. they’re all thieves at one point or another, they all grift, and they all contribute to the plan, but these are their Roles. i’ll go more in-depth on the characters in a sec.

now, i know what you’re thinking already: “wow bruh this show must be edgy af, being about actual criminals doing super illegal shit???” bUT NO. THIS SHOW COULD HAVE BEEN SO DARK BASED ON THE CONCEPT, BUT IT’S LITERALLY THE NICEST, MOST ENJOYABLE SHOW EVER.

it’s also SERIOUSLY unproblematic????? like to unrealistic levels. like Nate’s alcoholism is treated with respect and not just something he “gets over,” but despite his issues, he’s held accountable for when he’s a dick, Parker is pretty clearly neurodivergent and she’s never!! forced to be anything else!!!! anyway i could go on and on.

so let’s meet the gang.

this is Nate Ford:

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he’s the mastermind, he’s brilliant and the genius behind each of their convoluted plans. he’s a jerk sometimes, and grouchy, but he’s got good reason, and he NEVER crosses over into “angsty white man justifies his assholery because of his Issues.” he used to work for an insurance company tracking down criminals and thieves before A Thing happened and he became the Dad of a group of them. he makes bad life choices, so i relate. also his son died and he has a rad ex-wife and he struggles with alcoholism. we love him.

this is Sophie Devereaux:

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she’s the grifter. she’s a great actress but only when she’s breaking the law it’s a running gag. she’s terrible on an actual stage l m a o. she’s the Mom of the group, and she and Nate are lowkey flirting the entire show. she tells it like it is, but is v compassionate. sassy af. british af. would probably console you about your husband leaving you before stealing your rare artifacts. high-class which shows in the fact that she was primarily an art thief before joining the team. i wouldn’t trust her with my jewelry, but i’d tell her all my secrets, and tbh that’s the best summary of her character that you’ll get.

this is Eliot Spencer:

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hooooooooooo boy. where do i begin to describe Eliot Spencer? wel, for starters, he’s the “hitter” of the group aka he beats people up when they can’t sneak their way in or out of a place. or when things go wrong. he’s super fucking badass oh my god??? like i’m pretty sure there’s maybe only one or two times in the ENTIRE. SHOW. that he can’t win a fight?? he also has a Super Secret Dark Past bc he used to be a hitman for hire, which he regrets deeply and is happy to have changed bUT AGAIN!! IT’S NOT A WHITE MALE ANGST THING. he isn’t obsessed with attoning for his actions and his scenes aren’t eaten up with Angst and Melodrama. he also has anger issues, but again, it’s not the same stereotype that you’re used to. he controls it, and he never takes it on on anybody who doesn’t deserve it (aka the bad guys). he gets around with women but he’s not sexist?? he cares about his partners.

also he’s a hardcore chef and will Fite You about food. anyway Eliot is basically the Broody White Man With Dark Past trope turned on it’s head. he’s lovable and sarcastic and could kill a man but would prefer to make you an Omelette Du Fromage or some shit.

this is Alec Hardison, aka My Son:

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this is my baby. he’s a nerd and a geek and I Would Die For Him. he’s basically everything that’s good and pure in the world. the epitome of a cinnamon roll. he’s sweet and gentle and wouldn’t hurt a fly–unless that fly is a corrupt ceo personally doing dirty business, in which case that motherfucker is going down with the help of his epic hacking skills. btw did i mention he’s the hacker? yeah. he’s super fucking smart and his sense of humor could rival the sahara desert in dryness. he always makes star trek references and he has a gr8 fashion style and he irritates Eliot to no end, lmao. #platoniclifepartners, tbh. did i mention he’s the sweetest person ever? no? he is.

this is Parker:

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she’s the thief, and predictably, she loves money and expensive things. tbh she’d probably stab you faster than anybody else on the team would (and has) but also she is smol and needs to be protected. she’s a killer rabbit. she’s an oddball and in the beginning, most of the others don’t know what to make of her, but they grow used to her. she’s nd af, probably autistic, and Does Not Understand Socialization. same, Parker, same. guess what? she’s never forced into acting like somebody she’s not!! when she has to be the grifter for the con job and interact with people, she’s patiently coached by Sophie, who never belittles or mocks her, and explains it in ways she can understand. she’s weird and i love her.

did i mention how unproblematic this show is? i did? well too fucking bad because i’m gonna say it again: this show is so unproblematic. like what i already said with Nate’s addiction and Parker’s neurodivergence, but wAIT! THERE’S MORE

Eliot hates guns–detests them–and won’t use them, he’s like constantly grabbing the mooks’ guns and unloading them and tossing them somewhere and it’s basically a huge trigger for him. and it’s always respected. also there’s scenes where like in the middle of a job Parker has to change into a costume and neither of men who are attracted to her–Eliot and Hardison–sneak a peak at her. they both look away during that shit and there is like, never any gross sexist jokes about it. or other things. i love it. also any romantic relationship that develops takes season of growth and shit. there’s nothing particularly Gay, but while heterosexual, it’s not Het.

the recurring antagonist is played by Mark Sheppard, a character called Sterling, who is basically a lawful good Crowley.

also one time they stole an entire country. 

Leverage is fucking rad, and the concept is amazing and it coulda been so edgy and shit, but it’s literally so pure and sweet and friggin hilarious and about a bunch of people becoming a family and you need to watch it, my friend. now.

like immediately go google a page to watch it i’m not fucking kidding do it.

Jumping in to add that the writers of the show totally confirmed that Parker/Hardison/Eliot are a legit functioning poly triad after the show ended so you’re not reading into things. It’s canon.

I didn’t know my favorite OT3 was made canon OMG THIS JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!!

I fucking binged this show at the start of the year and now I want to go do it all over again, this show is the BEST.

So some friends of mine used to work downtown PDX, and they could NEVER get to their favourite food cart, because it was ALSO the favourite foodcart of the Leverage cast&crew.

#Leverage#Perfect meta is perfect#I wouldn’t say it’s 100% unproblematic#because nothing is and I can think up a couple of cringey parts off the top of my head#but BUT BUT#they do so much else right#that the cringey parts are very clearly ‘we did not know better and education would have helped’#rather than ‘someone told us not to do the thing but we doubled down anyway’#or ‘we don’t give a shit’#but they really do a fantastic job of subverting or inverting or just completing averting problematic tropes#Nate’s alcoholism being just one of MANY examples#so yeah#I love Leverage and everyone should watch it XD

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As someone who’s still salty about whole “Hardison doesn’t tip” thing, I agree very much with this. I don’t think anything in the universe is 100% unproblematic, but Leverage is still a really great show for all of the above reasons. ^_^

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It ran for five seasons, and never felt like it had stayed past its welcome.

It’s dark in places and touches on a lot of serious themes, but overall brings you feelings of humor and triumph, and I wish there were more shows that had that balance.

shiraglassman:

Announcing the re-release of Eitan’s Chord”, my erotic f/f/f short about Chanukah fairies gathering together to grant a poor queer Jewish human couple’s wishes while they sleep! Meet “cute butch Latke, enthusiastic party girl Dreidl, and their elegant leader Menorah”, seen above in art by @agaricals. (The beautiful new cover is by Jane Dominguez.)

The new version has a couple of minor improvements, such as Latke being on the fairy roller derby team now. Oh, and now it’s only 99¢! 🕎

BTW the human portions of the story are trans m/cis f romance and completely G-rated; the fairy portions are “heat level all nine candles.” 😏😏😏

kath-ballantyne:

Art for (so come on) Put On Your Warpaint by IamShadow21  (fic not safe for work but the art is)

“All her life she has wanted to run and run and run, but only now does
she have the body to do it.”

Peggy Au where she gets the serum and having another Super Soldier along changes things. Explicit, Peggy/Steve and Peggy/Steve/Bucky

1st is Steve, Bucky and Peggy during the war and the 2nd is the three of them in Avengers timeline before the battle of New York. Coulson had some input in the costumes. Buck is not happy AT ALL.

I have been waiting for this one to go live for a while. I adore the fic and want so much more in this universe. Shadow very patiently waited for me to finish these artworks before posting. I have more I want to do but health and other deadlines are getting in the way so when I do get around to them they’ll be added to the series on AO3 and posted here.

My not-a-bang fic is live! I’ve been working on this one since January, and kath_ballantyne made me gorgeous art to go with it! If you like super soldier Peggy punching Hydra in the face and banging Steve like a barn door, this is the fic for you!

krusca:

clint and tony having fun makeout sessions and sexytimes and maybe even after one (or both of them) get together with someone else cough stevetony clintasha their SOs arent always around and they just really crave physical affection so the other avengers will find them curled up together on the living room couch asleep (steve walking in on this and he just smiles and throws a blanket over them and sits down and draws them while natasha somehow always finds a way to snuggle in between them and tony waking up hours later to shriek like a little girl at the super assassin staring at him an inch from his face)

(and clint and tony never bother to put a label on this and no one really questions it everyone just kinda accepts it yep yep)

bvchanant:

Imagine a polyamorous Steve, Peggy, and Bucky tho

Bucky comes back to Steve after weeks of captivity and torture and the first time he sees Steve look at Peggy he thinks to himself it’s done it’s fucking done you’re gone

One night he pushes himself to go to Steve’s tent to clear the air (I’ve been gone, I understand, I’m happy for you and Peggy, I’m not—) when he finds Peggy and Steve already there, poring over a copy of a map spread out on his table, exchanging possible troop movements and counter movements. Bucky raises a hand in apology and starts retreating back out, when Steve reaches for the neck of his shirt and kisses him brave and brazen and open-mouthed and embraces him with a ferocity he could not show anywhere else. Bucky’s still slightly reeling when Steve pulls away and Peggy places a hand on Steve’s back, bidding him goodnight with a kiss. 

“I’ll see you both in the morning,"she says gently, and Bucky sputters, "Wait, are you—”

And Peggy just smiles at Bucky just as Steve does.

“We’re at war, Sergeant. If we’re going to die, we’re gonna do so knowing we received all the love we can get.”