Today I was eating a little single-serving pie like you get at a gas station or whatever. And all of a sudden a voice pops in my head that I was eating PIE. With my BARE HANDS. Like an ANIMAL.

copperbadge:

Guys I feel weirdly like I need to make a point of this, he’s not bare-handed:

He doesn’t even take off his glove.

I suppose that could be because he doesn’t want to get blueberry pie in his servos, but you know what also works for that? A FORK.

*cackles madly*

Since we’re sharing, I’m gonna tell you, I used to eat pie with my hands ALL THE TIME. Why? Because my mother used to make a massive pie (usually apple and rhubarb) and then she’d freeze it. And gosh, frozen pie is something I discovered by accident, but it is SO GOOD. Defrosted just enough in the microwave so that you don’t break your teeth, but it’s still all ice crystally inside. Awesome. And you can’t eat that shit with a fork.

Also awesome frozen? Banana and pecan cake with cream cheese frosting. Yum.

actuallyclintbarton:

iamshadow21:

copperbadge:

iamshadow21:

actuallyclintbarton:

funny-pictures-uk:

This guy knows how to lead a full life.

The real question is was he Scottish or Russian?

Brooklyn, via Moscow.

And, as copperbadge would tell you, he eats the victory pie with his bare hands, like an animal.

WHOLE SLICES OF PIE WITH HIS HANDS

LIKE AN ANIMAL.

HIS BEAR HANDS. :DDD

You are such dorks

copperbadge:

iamshadow21:

actuallyclintbarton:

funny-pictures-uk:

This guy knows how to lead a full life.

The real question is was he Scottish or Russian?

Brooklyn, via Moscow.

And, as copperbadge would tell you, he eats the victory pie with his bare hands, like an animal.

WHOLE SLICES OF PIE WITH HIS HANDS

LIKE AN ANIMAL.

HIS BEAR HANDS. :DDD

actuallyclintbarton:

funny-pictures-uk:

This guy knows how to lead a full life.

The real question is was he Scottish or Russian?

Brooklyn, via Moscow.

And, as copperbadge would tell you, he eats the victory pie with his bare hands, like an animal.