avengers + colors
Tag: phil coulson
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO NERDWEGIAN
(sorry its belated)
ClintCoulson HighSchool AU
The one where Clint goes to the secret base after the events of CATWS
Captain America: The Winter Soldier Bedding from Walmart
I refuse to shop at Wallymart but ughhhh I’m so tempted right now…
Phil has no idea why his mom wants to put Clint in his old bedroom, but he suspects that her reasons have everything to do with embarrassing the ever-living shit out of him. This suspicion is confirmed shortly by honest to God sobs of laughter that echo down the stairs.
She broke out his old bedsheets. Phil will never have sex again.
It got better.
Oddly relevant to copperbadge because I am a HORRIBLY MEAN PERSON and suggested all of these when he needed a new duvet. His recounting of this story inadvertently led to his mother purchasing the Never Get Laid Again blanket.
I maintain that not only is Coulson getting laid, but Clint’s enough of a troll to try and give him the most cataclysmic orgasm of his life on those sheets, all while whispering lines that could be straight from the comics.
Breakfast is hilariously awkward, not to mention the next team meeting. Whenever Steve speaks, Coulson blushes brilliant red and has to avoid eye contact.
Masculinity in the MCU is coded like, well, like Nick Fury. Being a masculine guy means that you have the power to stop the bad guys, whether with a gun like Coulson or with your smarts like Tony or by way of gamma radiation like Bruce Banner. It’s rare in most any media to have a male character like Fitz, who’s unapologetic about his love for Simmons, his apparent fear of guns, his lack of field knowledge. A character like Fitz would normally be the butt of a joke, not the acclaimed hero, and yet S.H.I.E.L.D. goes out of its way to prove that the Wards of the world don’t always have to be the ideal when it comes to masculinity. With Ward and Fitz, S.H.I.E.L.D. asks us to consider what a weak man truly acts like, and concludes that physical strength and mental stoicism are not always the mark of a strong man. Strength is compassion, and compassion is badass.
Sexualized Saturdays: Ward, Fitz, and S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Ideal of Masculinity (source)
Fitz isn’t the only subversive take on masculinity in the MCU, either. Think about it: almost all the male heroes have some sort of vulnerability, some moment of “weakness”, that goes against the stereotype of what it is to be a tough, strong man, but it doesn’t mean they aren’t heroes. Think about it:
– Tony Stark has a drinking problem and PTSD severe enough that it nearly wrecks his relationship with Pepper.
– Steve Rogers is chosen as Captain America for his compassion and intelligence.
– Phil Coulson is a dweeby little bureaucrat in a tailored gray suit.
– Thor loves his brother so dearly that he pleads with him to come home even after Loki invades Earth.
– Bruce Banner despises the violence in his heart that allows him to become the Hulk, and becomes a freelance healer to compensate.
– Sam Wilson is a mental health counselor whose military service was in the pararescue corps, motto: ”So others may live.”
– Nick Fury’s three chief lieutenants are two women (Natasha Romanoff, whom he treats almost as a daughter, and Maria Hill, whom he depends on to fake his death) and one man (Phil Coulson, whom he tasks with rebuilding SHIELD from the ground up).
Almost all of these characters are seen crying or close to tears (especially Cap, who is on the verge of tears during the final combat in CA:TWS), all fight in ways that don’t have buckets of blood thrown at the screen, and all value and respect the women they love and fight beside. The most notable exception is James Rhodes, an Air Force officer, but even he is shown taking care of Tony Stark, his best friend, more often than he’s shown firing a weapon.
I think this may be why the MCU is so popular among women: the men AREN’T the stereotypical strong, silent American hero. They bleed, they cry, they let their guards down, and they treat their friends, regardless of gender, color, race, or religion, as equals. This could not be more different from the blood-soaked ideals of masculinity that have dominated the screen over the last few decades (remember Rambo?), and it’s very, very good to see.
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Basically, these characters behave like actual human men; maybe the best of men, but still much more like the regular decent guys you may know in real life than fictional “Alpha Males”.
Which is probably why a certain section of men prefers gritty, grimdark anti-heroes: if Fitz and that SHIELD guy who refuses to launch Project Insight can stand up and do the right thing even when they’re terrified to the point of shaking and crying, if Antoine Triplett (in many ways, Ward’s counterpart) can be both a more “traditional” aggressive operative and quietly geeky, if Nick Fury – the ultimate pragmatist – can draw a line he’s not willing to cross, these men have no excuses left for their behaviour.
Because if these flawed characters can be decent human beings and heroes, then all men have the potential for being decent human beings and heroes. Even if not all men choose to follow that example.
(Additionally: their masculinity doesn’t depend on their ability to get a date, and the relationships are depicted as… complex. It’s almost as if these heroes saw their potential romantic partners as actual human beings with lives of their own – shocking, I know.)
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“I like to think about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy in the universe is created and none is destroyed. That means that every bit of energy inside us – every particle – will go on to be a part of something else; maybe live as a dragonfish, a microbe, maybe burn in a supernova. And every part of us now was once a part of some other thing – a moon, a storm cloud, a mammoth, a monkey…thousands and thousands of other beautiful things that were just as terrified to die as we are. We gave them new life. A good one, I hope.”
– the Beginning of the End
Wee, this is my 10,000th tumblr post! o/ Naturally, I wish to celebrate with Clint/Coulson feels, so I made this.
Clint/Coulson AU – when SHIELD falls, Clint Barton barely makes it out alive, suffering retrograde amnesia in the process. Phil Coulson and his team find Clint, and attempt to teach him about the man he is, by showing him the man he used to be. However, in a misguided bid to spare Clint unnecessary pain and provide him with a fresh start, Phil decides to leave out a few details about their relationship…
Oh my god are you kidding me? This is gorgeous! Love it! Particularly Clint’s dream/memory and then Phil’s “we were”. Damn I love gif fic. *____*
Marvel One Shot – A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer