mcu spidey would be like hey daredevil you’re cool i saw you punch that dude the other day in a cool way and im gonna do it that way now 😀 and matts like oh god oh fuck this child is gonna die because of me im too irresponsible this is too dangerous im a bad role model and he disappears for three days and foggy finds him like hiding in his bath tub
peter’s like hi mr devil you’re amazing you’re the best i wanna be just like you!! n matt thinks about the 8 stitches in his side and 2 broken ribs and his failing business and his terrible social skills and also that one time he got shot in the fucking head and juxtaposes it onto that 15 yr old kid and just starts hyperventilating right there
Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!
Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.
Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.
Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?
Loki: …maybe a three?
Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.
Loki: -thinking- I like him.
It had been a joke, a flippant line, but somehow, Loki found himself taking the youth up on it.
It was hard living around these heroic Avengers, hard trying to stay close to Thor. And when he felt his need for mischief rise too high, when he felt exasperation with these Midgardians turn too close to spite, he would casually say “Six.” to the young man, or sometimes “Seven.”
And Peter would spend the rest of his day with Loki. He would badger him with questions about magic, or drag him across his beloved city to see its entertainments, or take him along stopping petty crimes. He grounded Loki to the here and now, and distracted him from the churning, jagged shards of ice in his mind.
WE NEED LOKI AND PETER FICS
Yeah, the people who write the comics agree with you
imagine if someone really pissed Loki off and he turns to Peter and just “IT’s A TEN, CHILD”
tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom
I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom:The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner, Peter Parker, Nick Fury, May Parker (Spider-Man), Ben Parker Additional Tags: Not Iron Man 3 Compliant, Not Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase Two Compliant, Superfamily, Team as Family, Babies, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Kid Peter Parker, Established Relationship, Self-Esteem Issues, Slut Shaming, Team Bonding, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Kid Fic, SteveTonyFest, Past Relationship(s), Sexual History, Arguing, Tony Stark Has Issues, Tony Stark-centric, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Making Up, Friendship, Revelations, Movie Night, Avengers Movie Night, Domestic Avengers, Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Not Thor: The Dark World Compliant, Not Captain America: The Winter Soldier Compliant Summary: A moment is all it takes to open up the box and confirm his suspicion.
“I think you’re right, Cap,” Tony says. “This isn’t my area.”
Hey there, you said you liked established Steve/Tony and angst with a happy ending. I riffed off your tumblr user name and came up with something ridiculously fluffy, so I’ve tried to write it with some conflict and a whole buttload of self-esteem issues, and hopefully, that’s angsty enough for you to be able to enjoy this. 🙂
This is not Phase Two compliant, and takes place at some unspecified time after The Avengers, when Thor is in Asgard and Coulson remains (apparently, to the team) dead.
Content includes themes of slut-shaming, but it’s mainly self-inflicted and linked to self-esteem and pre-emptive defensiveness than someone actually judging/shaming another person.
knitting in the dark 