Tag: perfect

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier

dad: oh god it’s starting shut up i’ve been waiting for this for months
(movie starts)
dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
dad: i don’t know what’s happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
dad: i’m hip. i’m cool
me: don’t you do it
dad: i’m gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
(five minutes later)
dad: is that the Falcon? that’s totally the Falcon
me: how do you know?
dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i’m an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
me: birds?
dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn’t the most useful thing ever

dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody’s ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi

dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
me: idk dad it’s nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants

dad: i’m sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
me: what
dad:

dad: nick fury isn’t dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
me: ew dad gross no

dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
me: we all do dad

dad: oh that’s that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
me: dad good god
dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
dad: not that guyliner isn’t a good look for this guy
dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it’s ‘he’s so dreamy’ and ‘wow what a badass’
dad: but when i do it it’s ‘you’re too old’ and ‘bald guys can’t pull off make-up’
me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go

dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger’s best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
me: mmm-hm
dad: called it

dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street…

dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing

dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, ‘All I do is Win’ blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone’s ass

dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don’t know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i’m a schoolboy again
me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom

dad: where’s hawkeye? where’s bruce? where’s tony? where’s thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
dad: maybe they’re all lazy assholes

moonchild30:

 When you get to be a part of something like this, it’s so much bigger than who you are that you just try to put your ego behind you and serve the story — and Mark got that from day one. He was so collaborative and open. You know, when you’re working with a celebrity of that stature, the ball’s always in their court to extend the olive branch and make you feel comfortable and welcome in the world. And from day one, he really related to me. We just related to each other in character the whole time … I mean, we weren’t holding hands in between takes, but we would snuggle on the couch or hang out or tell stories.  — Matt Bomer [X]

freezer-burned:

While I was waiting in line for Anthony’s autograph, the kid at the front was wearing a backpack his mom had made with a set of huge falcon wings attached. Mackie was making his normal autograph-signing chitchat, when suddenly the mom lifted the wings open to their full span and he COMPLETELY FLIPPED. Sebastian, at the adjacent table, looked over after he heard Anthony shouted and yelled “HE MAKES A BETTER FALCON THAN YOU! THE WINTER SOLDIER MIGHT FINALLY MEET HIS MATCH!”

the-fandoms-are-cool:

strawberrhui:

“If you didn’t have that mouth on you Wade, you’d be the perfect soldier.”

these five perfect seconds of Deadpool are so precious to me

This scene, and the montage scene of Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber fighting in ALL THE WARS then getting executed (didn’t take) were the absolutely best and probably only redeeming features of this film. I have said before and I will say again that I felt robbed of a film filled with Ryan Reynolds playing Deadpool. I would have watched the hell out of this film had it been filled with his motormouth.

Cutest thing I have ever witnessed

smurflewis:

My dad and I were in line to take a picture with Sebastian Stan and the person right before us was a man in a near perfect captain America cosplay with his daughter in the most adorable winter soldier outfit that you could tell was hand made to look perfect on her.
When they saw each other I swear their faces were identical. They both looked like it was the happiest moment of their lives and had looks of pure joy as they hugged. He posed with the two, then asked if she wanted another one just them for free, to much grumbling from the convention people. He picked her up and they hugged for a second picture and she gave him a kiss on the cheek. The sound he made was so adorable and he looked like a happy puppy on Christmas. He kissed her on her cheek before letting her down.
As they walked off with both picture voucher cards, I heard the convention workers complaining that he had to stop giving free pictures to kids. I think I might be in love with this man.