I burnt my hand on the oven making dinner Saturday night, and the pain and the fact that I couldn’t stim with that hand made me angry enough to make lemon and ginger biscuit ice cream. Verdict, next time, less lemon essence or lemon zest instead, but perfectly edible.

jabberwockypie:

stopheterophobia:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

http://www.viralnova.com/cheating-airport-confrontation/

*steeples fingers* Excellent. This pleases me.

The best bit? “When the girls began berating him at the airport, he attempted to find refuge with his grandma who was there to pick him up.But after hearing why they were upset, his grandma stepped back and let the girls have at him.

jabberwockypie:

arrghigiveup:

grimalkina:

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” – Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

“That’s a lot less pithy so people don’t ask me about that”

DAN RAD IS AMAZING

How did this kid who literally grew up pretending to be a wizard end up such a sensible, well-adjusted adult?

It’s kinda trippy.