objectification – knitting in the dark

butterynutjob:

fluffle-talk:

rocket-pool:

Dying rn

@butterynutjob

He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.

hammandbuble:

buckakke:

#lord jesus help me if this isn’t a a guy goin to church on easter sunday like a good southern boy only to fuck the choir girl in the cleaning supplies closet afterwards

#his clothes say old time religion #his body language says you’re not gonna walk right tomorrow

sebastian stan in the covenant aka i totally watched this for the “plot”

I might have to do that myself…

“No pizza, no wine, no chocolate – for a full year! After a while, all the visits with nutritionists and 4 a.m. gym workouts just put you on autopilot. But when you see the payoff onscreen, it’s totally worth it.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Sebastian says, ‘totally worth it’, I hear ‘feed me’.

damselflier:

inscarletsilence:

fuchsimeon:

nothingbutthedreams:

I don’t know what’s going on here but I like it.

#if male superheroes had costumes designed the same way as female costumes

As someone who is attracted to men, I do wish they would design male superhero costumes like this. Yum.