Tag: natasha romanoff

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

Maria Hill irritably recruiting the latest batch of SHIELD minions interns. 

“Earn $45K a year or for as long as you manage to avoid catching a bullet with your face." 

"Medical and dental and the occasional accidental chemical exposure that might turn you into the next Bruce Banner! And if you think that’s a perk you should work in R&D.”

“Free housing as long as you don’t mind living in Hawkeye’s building. He’s a shit landlord but his dog is cute.”

“You get to be in the vicinity of pretty people like Captain America, Thor and me. Mostly me. Yelling at you. Occasionally Agent Carter. Also yelling at you.”

“Lower level interns may only refer to Agent Romanoff by her codename: Black Widow. Only agents with level 6 or above clearance may refer to her as She Who Doesn’t Fucking Clean The Microwave After Her Hot Pocket Explodes All Over It Jesus Fuck.”  

“There’s no glamour in spying, people. Long hours. Shady missions. Morally dubious choices that will keep you up at night, eating at your soul from the inside out. On the plus side, you will be assigned a catsuit and they make your ass look great.”

"After the whole Hydra incident, everyone who was sorted into Slytherin in Pottermore is officially banned from recruitment … what do you mean that’s not a rigorous personality test." 

mj-irl:

Autistic Natasha headcanon: Natasha learned lots of languages as a girl in the red room one of her favorites was ASL. It felt very natural to her to speak with her hands in fact when she’s alone and feels safe she talks to herself with her hands, it’s comforting and she imagines a stim. She’s excited when she learns her partner Clint knows ASL too and soon when they’re alone they speak often in just ASL it’s relaxing for both of them.

Image: Illustration of Natasha doing the ASL sign for ‘debt’

kingoftowels:

agentrodgers:

whiskey-n-love:

agentrodgers:

I apologize for the poor quality of most of these; they were all taken by me with my laptop camera.

I figured that I could get more action-y shots if I put it on video and I didn’t realize that it would kill the quality so much so I have about 10 minutes worth of video of me jumping and climbing on giant rocks in my back yard.

Do you live in Narnia?

Yes.

I seriously thought these were stills from the new Avengers movie until I saw the caption Holy shit

krusca:

clint and tony having fun makeout sessions and sexytimes and maybe even after one (or both of them) get together with someone else cough stevetony clintasha their SOs arent always around and they just really crave physical affection so the other avengers will find them curled up together on the living room couch asleep (steve walking in on this and he just smiles and throws a blanket over them and sits down and draws them while natasha somehow always finds a way to snuggle in between them and tony waking up hours later to shriek like a little girl at the super assassin staring at him an inch from his face)

(and clint and tony never bother to put a label on this and no one really questions it everyone just kinda accepts it yep yep)

lupinely:

‘black widow!! is it true that you’re sleeping with captain america?’

the three-second clip of nat smirking and responding, coyly, ‘sure, which one?’ plays on the news for what steve’s sure is a perfect 24-hour loop

‘this is a nightmare’ steve says

‘whatever’ nat says. ‘it was quicker than saying ‘actually i’m currently in a complicated but loving relationship with all three captain americas and we  fucked each other tenderly just this morning”

‘oh my god’ steve says

bucky shrugs. ‘well she’s not wrong’

sam sighs dreamily while watching the clip repeat on tv again. ‘i love my new promotion’