weretaire:

bucky who can’t quite seem to get over the fact he can pick up mjolnir even though it’s been a good three months since the first time he accidentally plucked it from the ground in avenger’s tower. the hammer itself always seems to be in the most random of places and bucky will walk over to it whenever the opportunity comes along and look around to make sure no one is watching before picking it up again as it expecting one day that he won’t be able to lift it again. except every time it comes off the ground without hesitation and he grins like an absolute idiot because it means more to him than it probably should just that mjolnir deems him worthy at all so that must mean there’s something good about him, right?

and of course tony eventually asks why thor leaves his hammer just sitting around the place and thor simply smiles and says, “because it helps where i cannot.”

and nobody knows exactly what he means by that

copperbadge:

stuckinabucket:

thegreatgodum:

Wait, wasn’t Frog!Thor actually a frog that found a chip off mjolnir and became Thor?

There are/were actually two Frog!Thors, it looks like.  One was Thor as a frog.  The other one’s a frog that’s running around with a chip off Mjolnir and the appropriate Mjolnir-wielding get-up.  Comics: serious business.

I’m not sure if this Frog Thor is the same as the Frog Thor who just found a piece of the hammer and was worthy, but there’s a Frog Thor in the Pet Avengers run who mentions that he’s Thor’s cousin.

Thor was also turned into a frog on multiple occasions. I think the most recent occurrence was in the Ultimate Spider-man cartoon.

Anyway, here is Thor, Frog Cousin of Thor, who has turned BuckyCap and Iron Man into frogs as well for very legitimate reasons having to do with dragons.

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[From Avengers vs. Pet Avengers #1, 2011.]

Why yes. That is a frog with a prosthetic arm.

In conclusion: even if Thor had never been a frog, every single person who is whining about a woman being Thor could still shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.