-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Let’s not forget:
– Deadpool knows sign language -Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can -Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before -Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm -Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable -Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times -Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving -Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
-Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” -Deadpool bought diapers for Hope -Deadpool has a dog
-Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
-Deadpool is a good person
-Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds
-Deadpool is broke 75% of the time
-Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man
-Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” -Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.
fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate
Everyone, go to youtube and leave some incoherent NOISES for this.
Fantastic!
I LOVE this. The syncopation, the musicality –sensational integration and interplay between the music and the soundwork. God, I’m so impressed, and just delighted. It’s DELIGHTFUL
Holy shit, this is AMAZING! I would recommend clicking the Watch on Youtube and give it a thumbs up!
This is pretty much my favourite marvel vid of all time.
(If you have the bandwidth, watch it hidef. Seriously.)
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