this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That
me when im hungry
Okay but…Pho smells like you need to drink it right now. Like how pizza tells you to bite it when the cheese is bubbling. They lie to your brain. Lie I say
i’ve been thinking about it but no caption could possibly make this any funnier
I feel like I know at least three people for whom this post would totally ruin their memories of their adolescent sexual awakening.
Maybe for those three it would, but for those of us who were instead fixated on Elizabeth having pants feelings for the first time, this is just funny. :DDD
im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread
Months? Oh, sweet summer child, I’m currently pushing myself through a programme where I’m reading everything that’s been on my shelves, unread, for 10+ YEARS. And yes, I’m still buying books. The programme is mostly to clear off the books I don’t actually want to keep, to make space for new stuff.