mcu spidey would be like hey daredevil you’re cool i saw you punch that dude the other day in a cool way and im gonna do it that way now 😀 and matts like oh god oh fuck this child is gonna die because of me im too irresponsible this is too dangerous im a bad role model and he disappears for three days and foggy finds him like hiding in his bath tub
peter’s like hi mr devil you’re amazing you’re the best i wanna be just like you!! n matt thinks about the 8 stitches in his side and 2 broken ribs and his failing business and his terrible social skills and also that one time he got shot in the fucking head and juxtaposes it onto that 15 yr old kid and just starts hyperventilating right there
The comic you like came out this week. It came out last week. It will come out the week after. It won’t be seen again for another 3 months.
Everything is presented as status quo shattering and game changing. Game changing and status quo shattering IS the Status Quo.
It Is a Big Deal that Captain Marvel is a woman now. You remember the last Captain Marvel was a woman. No one else does.
You read a comic you purchased today. It feels like it already happened. You don’t have this comic, do you?
Those two characters hate each other but are best friends. Everyone wants them to kiss. What is real? What isn’t?
You read your favorite comic. Nothing happens. But everything happens as well.
Written by Brian Michael Bendis is on every issue cover. You can’t remember a time a book you read wasn’t by Brian, Michael, or Bendis.
You read a comic you purchased today. It feels like it already happened. You don’t have this comic, do you?
That issue you’ve been looking forward to for the past three months finally came out. You read it. Nothing is the same. You don’t remember this world. Did this comic exist three months ago? Your memory is failing.
A prominent gay superhero gets married. You’ve never heard of their spouse-to-be. Who are they? Have they appeared in a comic before?
You pick up Avengers #1. You picked up an Avengers #1 last week. There is another next month. Half of your Marvel collection are #1s. Does the number two exist in the Marvel Universe?
You read a comic you purchased today. It feels like it already happened. You don’t have this comic, do you?
Wolverine is on every cover. So is Deadpool. It’s gritty but there’s a 4th wall shattering pop culture reference involving chimichangas and Canada indirectly.
Does anything exist outside of New York?
Who the hell is Bucky?
Your comic issue has a decimal. Is it a full comic? Where does X-Force Vol 4 #1.INH.NOW.ULT.1 compared to X-Force Vol 4 #1.NOW.1.ULT.
Do Fractions even exist in the Marvel Universe anymore?
What’s a Spider-Gwen?
You think you see Uncle Ben. He is a clone. Clones are all the rage.
#1.NOW.ULT.INH.1? How do numbers work in the Marvel Universe
You heard about this book a year ago by your favorite up and coming writer but now He’s Brian Michael Bendis. Do all writers end up merging with Brian Michael Bendis?
You see a Marvel Movie. It’s your favorite. The next one will be your favorite too. And the one after that.
You’ve heard of other comics by other companies. You don’t read them. They don’t have Marvel on the cover. But you hear rumblings of a Bat-Man. Who gets bitten by a radioactive bat?
This list relaunches with the same creative team. It relaunches again next month.
You are now obsessed with Bucky.
Every superhero is now named Gwen. There is a Spider-Gwen, a Gwenpool, Captain Gwenmerica, Iron Gwen, The Ingwenible Hulk. Bucky Gwen.
You can’t wait for the next Unbeatable Squirrel-Gwen #1
vancityreynolds: Don’t let age, Mother Nature, or groin trauma tell you what to do. #Deadpole
Reynolds — who has never used a stand-in — played the Deadpool role himself at the shoot, which was referred to internally with the code name “Unicorn Moonlight.” (HR)
its things like this that lets me know there is good in the world
knitting in the dark 