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Tag: lulz
I thought about it… but I can’t put it into writing, so COULD YOU!? after Steve leaves the hospital, Natasha knows something’s up with S.H.I.E.L.D. Heck, she probably knew before. So while she’s popping three packs of bubblegum, she blows up the internet with #captainamericab00ty and endorses tweets and anything, all-american and tagged with captain america, and the shield workers have to look at every. single. horrible. one because WHERE IS CAPTAIN AMERICA?
excuse you but this is an amazing headcanon and i’m in the process of putting it in my back pocket and stealing it RIGHT NOW
because you KNOW natasha knew something was up when fury gave the order for her to steal the info from the pirated ship, even though fury didn’t tell her anything bc he didn’t trust her (sob)
so natasha probably did a little digging of her own, didn’t get far but she knows enough that there’s a faction of shield that shouldn’t be trusted, and when rumlow comes to get steve, he wasn’t going to walk out of the triskilion so free and easy
it takes her all of two minutes to hack twitter, tumblr, instagram. she blows up the #captainamerica tag and all variations thereof with a new meme. it’s a picture of steve’s face she’d snapped when tony had said something particularly egregious and she calls it BACK IN MY DAY STEVE
(a popular one reads: BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE YOUR UNNATURAL VACCINES/WE JUST HAD POLIO AND IT SUCKED)
she buys three packets of bubble gum and chews it, pacing the floors of the hospital. steve’s late so she gets another tag going, #captainameriBOOTY, tagging a picture of a shirtless blonde runner with shooort patriotic running shorts with steve’s name and a quick, capslocked-blurb about a sighting of the captain ameriBOOTY!!
that one goes viral in 20 minutes when TMZ picks it up.
she’s in the middle of writing a script that’ll indiscriminately tag porn, food and pictures of puppies with #steve rogers and #captain america when steve finally makes his appearance
“Poor Bucky. Going places with pre-serum Steve must feel like walking a chihuahua with aggression issues.”
cleaned up a sketch from early may, based on this post, because it was a super cute idea and i’m a sucker for scrappy pre-serum steve
It got better
I got a new figure to go with my Steve and Bucky figures. He’s a little excited.
me whenever someone asks why i’m not listening
coming
Bucky is finally home.
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Hey, faeleverte, relevant to your interests.
hey remember that time Bucky punched Tony in the cock
So, there were like awesome scenes in the Age of Ultron trailer- party, showing off whose hammer is better, awesome fights, super cg effects… and what does fandom fixate on? Clint’s farm.
Can’t say I’m against it. Though Kate is neverendingly unimpressed.
[wips]
And I’m going to try setting up a society [society6] store and I’m told there’s a free shipping promotion until November 9th with that ref link.


