sarmai:

Dear geek girls, today I made something special for you.
Let me know if you like the idea!

The Avengers – 6 pieces of pleasure

Captain America – silicon vibrator
Iron Man – twin motor vibrator
Thor – electrical stimulator
Hawkeye – G-spot vibrator
Black Widow – discreet clitoral stimulator
Hulk – 12” silicone dildo

scifigrl47:

berry-muffin:

“Can you think of any reason why Tony Stark would hack Darcy’s iTunes account to leave a cryptic message via song titles? A message that seems to be aimed at Steve?”

Back with another Toasterverse doodle. And there’s still more coming tonight.

I spent a lot of time on iTunes putting that list together.  Y’ALL BETTER APPRECIATE. 8)

So, there are super secret reports from WW2 documenting what is surely one EPIC Roaring Rampage of Revenge from Steve. I’m just trying to imagine Col. Phillips writing those uncensore reports (filled, no doubt, with heavy swearing and despairing for his ulcers) and then he and Peggy cobbling together a sanitized version that wouldn’t shock the brass. The Howlies are explicitly forbidden from writing anything ever, I’d guess.

keire-ke:

Answering separately, because I KNOW, RIGHT?

Bucky’s poster at the exhibit is adorable – “in an ironic twist of fate, his prison camp was liberated by none other than his childhood friend, Steve Rogers, now Captain America.” It almost makes it sound like they knew each other briefly in middle school, then lost touch and, years later, Steve just happened to be liberating the right place at the right time, which, wow, really makes you think, if that’s the history the world remembered.

There have to be some reports, perhaps Howard kept notes? He was around in the weapons’ division, perhaps he wanted something more substantial than “Cap shot a guy and the gun you made broke.”

“Excuse you, my guns don’t break.”

“Okay, Cap ran out of bullets and he started using it as a club, and then the Kraut mentioned Sarge, so he had a wee little accident? On the plus side, Cap managed to dent a tank with it, I mean eventually, so job well done?”

And Howard just stares at the submachine gun he lovingly put together for maximum accuracy and minimum kickback and picks up a bloodied half of it through a napkin and says “A==>ha.”

Peggy just looks at it and jots it down as “lost to self-inflicted friendly fire.” Philips doesn’t even bother, at that point, just signs Rogers’ weapons requisition forms in blanco. It’s faster, cheaper, and easier on his ulcers.

when-it-rains-it-snows:

Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.

moodyrebelmage [x]

of course there is an explanation for the dog:  

I was around the corner from the gift shop where I got the balloon 

(this was the only ‘love’ one they had left, and it’s either clever or hopeless, I kinda futzing love it, I relate to this balloon) 

and these kids were harassin’ this dog, so I said ‘hey leave the dog alone, c’mon, not cool.’

so then they’re like ‘hey mister we’ll sell him to you.’

  • not gonna lie I admire that kind of moxie
  • they wanted twenty futzing bucks
  • I gave them a dollar it is seriously all the cash I had

dented pizza is still delicious, he’s laughing and blaming his afternoon on wearing a shirt with buttons (‘I have never ever had a day go right when I wore a shirt with buttons’)

ladies and gentlemen the ever-unchanging clint barton

maxximoffed:

ruckawriter:

thebirdandthebat:

maxximoffed:

I’m sorry I’m just not over that wolverine cover

image

Kurt’s clearly naked

Logan’s glaring at his dick

Classic porn cover poses

@Esad Ribic explain yourself please

when what when 

Also please note the placement of the beer bottle.

I once was at a show where I asked Esad about this cover.

Esad is a big, cheerful, man with a wicked sense of humor.

He just looked at me.

And then he smiled.

And the smile got bigger.

And bigger.

And he said, “And nobody at Marvel noticed!”

And then he couldn’t stop laughing.

#‘and nobody at marvel noticed: the bisexual wolverine story’ 

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