archaeologysucks:

When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.

I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.

So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?

kategaymckinnon:

goatdaddyo:

led-lite:

Ghostbusters (2016) Alternate scene, “Secret Handshake”

Abby: Don’t you already have a boyfriend? Don’t both of you have a boyfriend? I’m assuming.
Erin: I broke up with mine.
Kevin: I’m not sure.

So basically when all this extra content was released, they just released all the gay shit

Gaybusters is right DAMN