lulz – Page 24 – knitting in the dark

tombraiders:

hugh jackman empire set interview

This is the greatest thing I will read today

arrowquillpokemon:

miasmicsiren:

arrowquillpokemon:

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

I mean, you can’t punch a flying bird.

@copperbadge

mamalaz:

If Taika Watiti directed a short between Civil War and Infinity War

My other Avengers AUs

petitesaretes:

I made a comic about every comment thread under any content involving a fat person existing. Ever.
This counts as my inktober #1 because I spent way more time on it than I should have.

maiashibutanis:

🥉

washwest:

okay, so that post about how taika waititi wouldn’t be afraid to use britney spears’ toxic in a fight scene and

well, my finger slipped

lindentreeisle:

qilliananderson:

midtown120blues:

agentscullycarter:

GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER

DOT COM

I LOVE THIS WOMAN

Dana Scully horny on main

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

supersayainmilk:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:

“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”

Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.

Then I realized.

I work at a zoo.

Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,

“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”

Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.

Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled

“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”

I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me

Another update:

I was in the reptile house and one of the new interns looked like they needed some help grabbing a snake so I just blurted out:

“Let me slither on over there and help”

They actually appreciated the pun XD

So I’m in the kangaroo yard and my boss says “they need more water, hop to it.” And I kind of look at him not sure if he said that on purpose but he looks back with such horror and just whispers “I hope you’re happy” and walks away.

I hope you’re happy

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

marvel-is-ruining-my-life:

Tales of Suspense #102 (2018)

GOD i really need to get this comic, it’s SO FUCKING GOOD from what i’ve seen.

bonitabreezy:

dizzy-redhead:

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms:

theprinceofprinces:

howdidthisevenhappenanyway:

ariaste:

scarlett-olivier:

besscarnanbooks:

alittle-writer:

dukeofbookingham:

serpounceisthatyou:

skinnypunkrogers:

So my local used book store has blind date bundles

Tag yourself. I’m historical romance for people with questionable taste.

I’m mediocrity with a dash of gun play and the occasional plot twist.

I’m torn between historical romance for people with questionable taste or cowboys with trust issues.

Here as the cozy books where people die horribly in cozy ways.

I’ll take supernatural sexy shenanigans for 400.

i’m spooky times with sexy times included

got fangs? get banged!

I’m Vikings! They come for the booty.

Classics

I’m nonsense level 9.2

I’m classics yee-haw!