Tag: lulz

oylmpians:

wombatking:

newtgeiszler:

jesterofthetraveler:

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney – early 20th century

Eric Andre – Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi – Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves – We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum – 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau – Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

Florence Welch – 100 BCE celtic queen, probably told Julius Caesar to fuck off at some point

neverwhere:

allieinarden:

Bertie Wooster’s YouTube channel consists entirely of keyboard covers of Top 40 hits.

His videos are noted both for startling competence and for frequent pauses in the proceedings to yell at someone off-camera, “Jeeves, all this ‘Gaga ooh-la-la’ stuff seems pretty straightforward, but what on earth do you suppose she means by ‘Rama ra-ma-ma’?”

[slams fist on table]

THIS IS THE MODERN AU OUR FANDOM DESERVES

silentwalrus1:

rohkeutta:

cobaltmoony:

turibulum:

General approximation of how my Russian ear heard this scene the first time (and it was perfect):

  • DESIRE!1!!1!!!

  • zh-rusty!

  • twzwelve!

  • intelligence seRRRRvice

  • f’yornace

  • nyain

  • kind-quality (also sounds like “benign” with odd ukrainian accent)

  • RTVUVRN TO MADALAND

  • wahn

  • thunderstorm wagon

  • EITHER “soldier” with honey-cute uwu pronunciation (he softens the “L” like a german would, but in russian softened consonants are used for baby-talk) OR, if broken in two words, “want some salt?”

  • “I’m ready to go wild”

I’m ready to go wild

that wild son of a gun really loved his salt

zemo: s-soldier? uwu

bucky: i’m ready to go wild

THIS IS AMAZING, @copperbadge, you seen this?


http://iamshadow21.tumblr.com/post/174623480188/audio_player_iframe/iamshadow21/tumblr_p8077uj7iF1t8w4p6?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fiamshadow21%2F174623480188%2Ftumblr_p8077uj7iF1t8w4p6

andmaybegayer:

Apparently slicing Uptown Funk in half just fucking drops all the words, so here’s an absolutely banging funk instrumental that is the negative space between Uptown Funk.

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