Me: I was told I should try the smoked meat while I was in Montreal…
Montreal native: I know a place.
Me: Last time you ‘knew a place’ we didn’t get home until one am.
Montreal native: This is different, how can you doubt me? (Says many sad sounding things in French that prpnably translate to, ‘the American will soon be dead.)
Me: I do not trust you at all.
Montreal native: Wonderful! To the subway!
(30 minutes later there is a plate the size of my torso in front of me, holding about three pounds of meat)
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
As someone who works at a grocery store I can tell you it’s much more common than you’d think, or I’d like.
As a pretty committed buyer of Lush products and a former retail worker myself, someone who knows how to comport myself in a shop, I have to admit, on smelling Yog Nog for the first time, I literally said, with a pure measure of lust in my voice, “I want to eat it.” I didn’t, but the urge was strong. Y’all can keep your hell toxin laundry pods, for me, Lush soap will always be the Forbidden thing I know I shouldn’t put in my mouth but want to. Even the people who blog Lush products for a living talk about how they want to eat it, so at least I’m not alone.
knitting in the dark 