thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elizabethan-ho:

loptrcoptr:

kawaiite-mage:

spikedbat:

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.

taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor

Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol

It’s because Joss Whedon looks at all mythology and religion through a Christian-atheist lens. You can see it in Buffy and even a little in Firefly too. Even when he writes about other religions and their deities and practices, it still comes back to Christianity.

He wrote Thor and Loki as modern Western Christianity would portray Jesus and the Devil as opposed to how they actually are in mythology or the comics

That…is a really good addition as to why Whedon gets Thor and Loki
wrong and why Taika did a far better job with their
characters/personalities in Ragnarok

Taika also comes from a cultural background that includes trickster gods in its oral tradition.

Scenes I need…

dragonobsession:

secretsaway:

thoughtsfromthewindowsill:

fangirlfreakingout:

runnerfivestillalive:

artemxmendacium:

Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!

Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.

Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?

Loki: …maybe a three?

Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.

Loki: -thinking- I like him.

It had been a joke, a flippant line, but somehow, Loki found himself taking the youth up on it.

It was hard living around these heroic Avengers, hard trying to stay close to Thor. And when he felt his need for mischief rise too high, when he felt exasperation with these Midgardians turn too close to spite, he would casually say “Six.” to the young man, or sometimes “Seven.”

And Peter would spend the rest of his day with Loki. He would badger him with questions about magic, or drag him across his beloved city to see its entertainments, or take him along stopping petty crimes. He grounded Loki to the here and now, and distracted him from the churning, jagged shards of ice in his mind.

WE NEED LOKI AND PETER FICS

Yeah, the people who write the comics agree with you

imagine if someone really pissed Loki off and he turns to Peter and just “IT’s A TEN, CHILD”

Peter: OH SHIT. EVERYBODY EVACUATE THE CIVILIANS

#i’ve been aching for more peter and loki content#because peter is just sO GODDAMN CASUAL#he’s literally friends with everyone#villains heroes and inbetween bc he’s the least judgemental guy ever#and loki kinda needs that#and they would just be such a fucking interesting team together#and go d loki’s mischief with peter’s silliness #and peter grounding him#and maybe even loki playing around with peter when things get too hard for him sometimes#man i just want to see more of these characters interact bc they’re two of my faves#and they have the potential for SUCH GOOD CHEMISTRY#i’ve been aching for this since 2013

those are some great tags @saisai-chan

Valkyrie and the Line of Odin

grand-duc:

grand-duc:

So in Thor: Ragnarok, on Sakaar. Thor says he and Loki are brothers and Loki replies “Adopted”.

Let’s assume that got back to Valkyrie, so she knows they’re brother but that they are not blood related. And that is all she knows.

Now let’s further assume that Hela’s “You don’t look like him” had some truth to it and that Thor physically takes after Frigga. Meanwhile, Loki and Hela have the same coloring and general build, And Loki has Odin’s fast-talking. 

So what if, not knowing the particular of how Loki and Thor happened to become brothers, she’s assumes Thor is adopted one?

What if she doesn’t learn otherwise until some time into the trek to Earth?

Because  I can’t sleep anyway:

Valkyrie for what is probably the fifth time in as many days: “But are you sure he’s not the one who’s adopted?”

Thor getting seriously exasperated: “I solemnly swear on the roots of Yggdrasil that I am, to the best of my knowledge, The blood son of Odin and Frigga of Asgard.”

*a beat*

Thor: “… Of course 8 years ago I would have sworn the same thing about Loki.”

*Another beat*

Thor: “… And I would have called myself their firstborn. So I will grant that “to the best of my knowledge” may not be particularly reliable, but I’m not the one who turns blue.”

Loki, from the sideline: “That can be arranged.” *makes ominous gesture*