Secret Wars Journal #1
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Tag: kate bishop
Sassypants Kate Bishop!
Most likely saving Clint’s butt again! ~
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
You guys should have known it was only a matter of time before my dumb Marvel Valentine’s escaped to the internet.
If you like them, you can also buy them. ❤
kate has LOADS of questions
- where was this
- how old were you
- what was the horse’s name
- tell me about the horse
- that is a very cool horse
- (also I like how “amazing” is in sarcastic finger quotes)
- what the hell are you wearing (do you still own it? reasons.)
- did I just count FOUR earrings ♥
clint has just one to be completely honest
- WHERE DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS SHIT
- (also fuck you those are not sarcastic quotes)
of course kate has an answer
- boxes you didn’t unpack and stuffed under your bed (I was just looking for more putty arrows I super promise)
- your exes
- eBay
- SARCASTIC FINGER QUOTES A-MAZE-ING
Kate’s all “hold on, let’s give them a minute to explain thems–…ok NOW let’s kick their asses.”
other hulkeye
welp heres that amerikate wearing ugly sweaters that no one asked for
Are you sure this is a good idea?
Of course! Trust me!
—if that’s your thing.
i’ve always thought the sentiment is nice, so …yeah. your dog eats too damned much.
oh IS that MY dog? your name was on the quiver, my name was on the dog, but you took both, I got confused—
shush. it was for the best.
don’t you shush me—
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A self-reblog because HERE IT IS CHRISTMAS AGAIN AND KATE IS NOT HOME YET AND I AM STILL SAD ABOUT IT.