shadowmaat:

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marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.

kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

clint: this is my 27th cup

literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]

clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

Give Taika a Marvel-based TV series and let him go wild.

when-it-rains-it-snows:

SOMETIMES I am just like, look.  Kate has literally never met the Clint that Clint is when he isn’t depressed and self-destructive.  That guy wore head to toe purple, occasionally a miniskirt, lived to sass the fuck out of Captain America, only needs about six hours of sleep and if he isn’t talking, he’s singing.  He’s fun.  He would take mirror selfies and say hell yes to matching tattoos,

IT WOULD BE AWESOME

when-it-rains-it-snows:

kate has LOADS of questions

  • where was this
  • how old were you
  • what was the horse’s name
  • tell me about the horse
  • that is a very cool horse
  • (also I like how “amazing” is in sarcastic finger quotes)
  • what the hell are you wearing (do you still own it? reasons.)
  • did I just count FOUR earrings ♥

clint has just one to be completely honest

  • WHERE DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS SHIT
  • (also fuck you those are not sarcastic quotes)

of course kate has an answer

  • boxes you didn’t unpack and stuffed under your bed (I was just looking for more putty arrows I super promise)
  • your exes
  • eBay
  • SARCASTIC FINGER QUOTES A-MAZE-ING