Tag: iron man

starksquill:

Tony obnoxiously hitting on Steve after they’ve been married for ten years is my jam.

“You come here often?”

“We’ve been coming here together once a week for the past decade.”

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“Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

“You are my husband.”

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“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

“You’re an atheist, Tony.”

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“I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”

“You’d have to tell me. I gave it to you a long time ago.”

“I-,” Tony’s voice cracks, “You win this round.”

Plot twist: Steve starts trotting out lines that were old in 1945, and Tony Does Not Know How To Handle It.

copperbadge:

lynati:

copperbadge:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lordsantiagoaz:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

derezzcartes:

derezzcartes:

ghdhghdhh someone stole the fucking iron man suit

There was a whole movie telling us not to do this

Did anyone bother to ask RDJr? He probably just borrowed it

“I AM IRON MAN THE SUIT AND I ARE ONE”

Someone somewhere is living a heist movie dream. 

It’s Alec Hardison.

FUCKING APPROVED

The funniest thing about this is the mental image of Hardison wearing a prop designed with Robert Downey Jr in mind. We’re talking capri pants length at least.

starksquill:

I know everyone has already seen this clip (RDJ being a diva™️ will forever be my favorite thing) but please imagine this as an Avengers Press Conference and it’s all stuffy and boring and Cap hates these thing but then of course Tony opens his mouth and instantly the entire room is laughing and Steve is fucking wheezing for like two minutes after the joke was even told and even Tony is trying to move on but Steve is just doubled over laughing and Steve is just very in love with Tony.

reioka:

tonystarktogo:

reioka:

tonystarktogo:

Am I alone thinking Tony would totally be the kind of robo-parent who creates Twitter or Instagram accounts for his bots?

I’m just imagining Dum-E the great shit poster that gets tons of followers:

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Oil? In smoothie? Yes.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oil in smoothie was wrong.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Fire extinguisher! Fire extinguisher!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Fire extinguisher was wrong. 😦

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Fire extinguisher was actually right!!!!! :)))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
DON’T HAVE A BIG ENOUGH FIRE EXTINGUISHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Fire contained. Thank you, Dum-E

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
JARVIS how I tag

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsystem nm :))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Metal arm guy!!!! Like me!!!! I am also metal arm guy. :)))))

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

METAL ARM GUY NOT LIKE ME IS NOT NICE >:C

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Metal arm guy has come to understanding NOT TO BE MEAN TO ME!!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum) 
METAL ARM GUY LIAR! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Please stop chasing the sergeant around, he was just trying to be nice.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsytem No??? I’M DENTED.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Metal arm guy wearing Cone of Shame. All is well.

Ahahahahahahaha tbh I picture this happening literally every day for the first few weeks before DUM-E gets used to Metal arm guy

But also consider DUM-E’s live tweets outing various well-kept secrets among the Avengers (that even the occasional team member wasn’t aware of) without DUM-E even realising it

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
Vibranium is worst metal because I AM NOT MADE OF ANY

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Tony’s sad. :(((( I will bring coffee!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum) 
It didn’t work. :(((

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

I’ll do something stupid to make him angry instead!!! :)))) Get wheel stuck on table!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oh no am actual stuck @intelligentsystem HELP

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Dum-E…. why….

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Tony fixed. :)))) I made A-okay sign with claw and he smiled!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

I am not A-okay I am still stuck.

Dume (@dumdedumdum) 
CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!! HE WILL HELP!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oh nm he’s just kissing Tony. 😒

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Metal Arm Seargent!!!! HE WILL HELP!!!!

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oh nm he’s also kissing Tony. 😒

Nat-Nat (@therealblackwidow)
@dumdedumdum Honey I think that might have been a secret! 😳

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@therealblackwidow Idc??? I’m stuck on this table.

Nat-Nat (@therealblackwidow)
@dumdedumdum Hang on omw

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@therealblackwidow saved me!!!! Tony is upset tho idk why

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Oh it WAS a secret!!!! My bad.

Dume (@dumdedumdum)

Farewell @intelligentsystem I will miss you

JARVIS (@intelligentsystem)
@dumdedumdum Where are you going?

Dume (@dumdedumdum)
@intelligentsystem I am fleeing for my life IT WAS A BIG SECRET CRAP

THIS IS DELIGHTFUL. @copperbadge

stephrc79:

k2sodone:

Tony’s left arm still hurting and trembling after being crushed by a car in Civil War

Bonus: You can see his helmet showing his injured arm

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Bless all of this for showing that the suit doesn’t make him infallable to serious injury. 

And bless Marvel and all the actors and team and everyone involved for bringing realism into a very unrealistic world.

copperbadge:

mockingbbird:

‘The sand storm was kicking up so hard, and I just remember laying there, buried waist deep in all this gear, I remember I was inside the helmet, and I just had this great moment of gratitude. What a privilege it was to be able to be there playing this guy, with the calibre of people I was working with. I just say ‘Wow man, what a cool deal. What a cool suit, what a great crew, what a blast. Tony Stark.’  – Robert Downey Jr – Iron Man Behind the Scenes 

“It’s important to be grateful for what you’ve been given, Chris.”

“I think so too! It really cultivates an upbeat spirit. I think it makes you a better person.”

“Also if you complain, the Disney snipers get you.”

“What?”

“Kidding! Mostly. Probably.” 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]