Rhodey/Tony + text posts
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Ā Iām not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a Phoenix metaphor been more personified! Iām not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, because I havenāt come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day!Ā
This gifset has so many of my favourite Tony moments..
Would you mind expanding a bit on your Howard Stark hulk rage feels? :)
Iām gonna keep this to the MCU because thinking about 616 Howard Stark (who is a drunk, unpredictable, abusive asshole who belittles Tony and fuckingĀ threatens him with violence what the fuck) makes me foam at the mouth in rage.
Letās pick this one quote from IM2:
āHe was cold, he was calculating. He never told me he loved me, he never told me heĀ likedĀ me so itās a little tough for me to digest when youāre telling me he said the whole future was riding on me and heās passing it down. I donātĀ getĀ that. Weāre talking about a guy whose happiest day was when he shipped me off to boarding school.ā
This meta hits all the right notes for me. And I’d like to add that when Steve is on the table, about to undergo a procedure that will likely kill him, Howard doesn’t even say a single word to him, just looks him up and down with this cold, removed stare like Steve is just another component in a machine. And all props to Dominic Cooper for that look, too, because I find that moment the most chilling of all.
They are the rare and amazing people who remind you why itās worth it.
Welcome to the New Age
Rhodey (possibly) canon
The one thing I think fanfic authors miss, is Rhodey went to MIT with Tony. His major was probably aerospace engineering, since many Air Force officer candidates major in this area. You know what another name for an aerospace engineer is? Rocket scientist.
Rhodey is a rocket scientist.
Rhodey is a rocket scientist, yāall. Treat him with the scientific respect he deserves.
Rhodey did indeed go to and graduate MIT for Aerospace Engineering in MCU canon. Ā that is legit. Ā He is a rocket scientist
tho, post MIT and probably during, his specialty became more weapons focused but no doubt he is quite knowledgeable in a lot of other related areas
#TEN BUCKS SAYS THAT MORE THAN ONCE#JUST TO BE AN ASS#TONYāS LIKE āWHAT ARE YOU#SOME KIND OF ROCKET SCIENTIST?ā#AND THEN BOTH RHODEY AND TONY ARE JUST LIKE āEYYYYY!!ā#because trolls#all the fic where Rhodey is a rocket scientist and everything to do with that#PLEASEĀ (via mayqueen517)
A note on rocket science and weapons from a rocket scientist with a more than passing knowledge of how rocket scientists function in the US Air Force. š
It is completely reasonable for an aerospace engineer to go into weapons, especially missiles. And it makes sense for Rhodey to be a missile guy, since heās working with Tony and what do we see Tony giving the Air Force at the beginning of the first Iron Man movie? The Jericho Missile.
Missiles are at their heart, a rocket problem.Ā
For a missile, aerospace engineering is required, in at least three parts. (1) The aerodynamics of the missile, (2) the guidance, navigation and control of the missile, and (3) the propulsion system of the missile. Now if we extend this problem to Inter Continental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs), you also have to consider the astrodynamics problem, so this is an additional area in a missile design that an aerospace engineer would be required.
Whether Rhodey initially put himself on a path to study missiles, I canāt say. What I can say is something about the idea that Rhodey is āno doubt knowledgeable in other related areas.ā This is undeniably true. The Air Force does not actually seek to over specialize their officers. They instead put them on a path that leads them towards a more ājack of all trades master of noneā philosophy. So it is highly likely that Rhodey spent time in all areas related to Aerospace Engineeringāincluding airplanes, helicopters, and satellites. To get as far as he is in the military, a Colonel, Rhodey would also have been required to do multiple over seas tours and probably spent some time doing nothing more than being a glorified admin while he was a lowly LT or Captain. (As a general rule, butter bar lieutenants are trusted with exactly zero responsibility. I can just imagine Rhodey calling up his buddy Stark to complain and Stark being like āweeeelllll, you could always come work for meā and Rhodey being all like āNOT ON YOUR LIFEā and Rhodey just continuing to press through and making it clear he is worth something until finally heās a first LT and they actually trust him with something.)
If Rhodey did not get his masterās degree from MIT, which is likely if he was ROTC though not impossible, he probably went to AFIT for his later degrees. And Rhodey would *at least* have a masterās degree, since a masterās degree is essentially required to ascend from the rank of Captain to Major. I say *essentially* because the Air Force occasionally changes it policy on this. Sometimes itās absolutely required and sometimes itās merely recommended. Regardless, Rhodey would at the very least have a masterās degree. Itās also highly likely that for a Colonel working in a research based division, he would be required to have his PhD (considering itās Air Force weapons, Iām going to make the guess that he probably works in something similar to AFRL Munitions Directorate, though perhaps not that particular group since Rhodey doesnāt seem to be based out of Eglin AFB). As a full bird Colonel, itās also highly likely that Rhodey would in fact be IN CHARGE of the entire research directorate.Ā
So yes, not only would Rhodey be highly knowledgeable in all areas of Aerospace Engineer, he would probably also have a PhD in it, and is probably in charge of whatever weapons division he runs.
For example USAF research colonels, check out these biographies of current USAF colonels: hereĀ andĀ here.
^^And THIS is why I began this metaā¦for wonderful comments like these. This stuff is golden. Thank you, all of you, for your wonderful additions. So now we know. Rhodey is very likely DR. JAMES RHODES, thank you.
charlielucky asked tony stark in gold
marvel mcu meme: [1/7] male characters ā Iron Man/Tony Stark
I want to bring some positivity into the world today, because I REALLY want to move away from all this awfulness, so let me talk for a little while about MCU!Pepper Potts.
Pepper Potts is a woman whom I have absolutely nothing in common with. She is tall, graceful, and effortlessly feminine; I am a petite punk girl with a lot of tattoos. She enjoys expensive high heels; I spend a lot of time wearing tactical boots. Iām not her, and I donāt aspire to be her, and in the face of women like Natasha Romanoff and Peggy Carter, who are more obviously admirable for someone like me, itās easy for her to get overlooked.
But I love Pepper Potts. To me, what stands out about her is the way she negotiates a path between love and necessity. She is a character who consistently offers real kindness to those around her, regardless of their flaws, and also while having to overcome her own impatience: to Tony at his most unbearable, to Maya as Maya betrays her, to āNatalieā after the two of them have been put at odds, to Happy when heās being ridiculous. You get the sense that what she wants to offer to the world, always, is this kindness.
And I donāt think that kindness ever really abatesā but it doesnāt prevent her from doing what needs to be done, even when thatās unpleasant.