Would you mind expanding a bit on your Howard Stark hulk rage feels? :)

ink-phoenix:

I’m gonna keep this to the MCU because thinking about 616 Howard Stark (who is a drunk, unpredictable, abusive asshole who belittles Tony and fucking threatens him with violence what the fuck) makes me foam at the mouth in rage.

Let’s pick this one quote from IM2:

He was cold, he was calculating. He never told me he loved me, he never told me he liked me so it’s a little tough for me to digest when you’re telling me he said the whole future was riding on me and he’s passing it down. I don’t get that. We’re talking about a guy whose happiest day was when he shipped me off to boarding school.

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This meta hits all the right notes for me. And I’d like to add that when Steve is on the table, about to undergo a procedure that will likely kill him, Howard doesn’t even say a single word to him, just looks him up and down with this cold, removed stare like Steve is just another component in a machine. And all props to Dominic Cooper for that look, too, because I find that moment the most chilling of all.

ink-phoenix: why isn’t anyone marketing to women
ink-phoenix: i am flabbergasted we dont have a line of avengers make up
boopboopbi: well, im sure in mcu land people are desperate for nat to sponsor a line of badass makeup
boopboopbi: your lipstick will not smudge come food, kissing or alien invasion
boopboopbi: and natasha isn’t signing on until she’s ACTUALLY tested it against an alien invasion
ink-phoenix: and then she’s like im only going to do it if they ALL do it
boopboopbi: and tony gets on board because hey, quality control is his thing
boopboopbi: lets test it on bruce….
ink-phoenix: bruce wants to be left alone
boopboopbi: bruce is feeling angry
boopboopbi: also, that shade will clash when he goes green
boopboopbi: ‘hold still rogers, i might stab you in the eye’. ‘why do I have to test the mascara?’; ‘because it brings out your peepers, stop complaining, bucky let me do his eyeliner’
boopboopbi: clint doesn’t even protest
ink-phoenix: clint just sits down and gets his nails done like a good marskman
boopboopbi: and this chip proof french polish is actually fairly resistant to bowstring damage
boopboopbi: and sam
ink-phoenix: oh poor sam
boopboopbi: ‘why do I have to get involved?’; ‘because there is an appalling lack of foundation options for anyone who isn’t a lightly tanned white girl surfer’
boopboopbi: while pepper and maria just bitch about the names all the products have
boopboopbi communist red? is that really appropriate? patriotic purple, hulk smash…actually that one works
boopboopbi: rhodey walks in and backs the fuck out quickly
boopboopbi: nope. nope. do not want. do not want at all.
ink-phoenix: rhodey’s like i wasn’t trained for this
ink-phoenix: and tony wanders in and he’s like nope you gotta try this. gel for helmet-proof hair. will withstand mark 42.
ink-phoenix: iron man tested, war machine approved.
boopboopbi: yes well this is how the us air force got a contract with l’oreal
boopboopbi: nobody talks about it
boopboopbi: ever.

b-ckys:

#ugh fuck #fuck fuck fuck #steve didnt even fucking use the shield he had in his hand #he just puched zola in the face #and it’s not a face #it’s a fucking screen #and it just keeps turning on#mocking him #natasha calls him ‘chipper’ later #for a guy who found out he died for nothing#dont be fooled #steve is anything but chipper #steve is angry and in pain and distraught #but this is steve rogers #and he’s been a variation of the three of them for years #and he knows by know he’s got to fight #he’s used to it #resigned to it #and he’ll do it with a smile #until bucky#that’s what breaks him #that’s the one thing that can completely undo him #and he doesn’t know yet #oh god he doesn’t know #steve rogers #walking wounded steve rogers #this movie fucked me up #tws  (X)