man, all you gotta do is to imagine steve doing all of these post-cap2:
1. pressed shoulder to shoulder with bucky on the couch, watching their old war tapes, ha you looked like such a weiner with your hair like that
2. getting calls from natasha!! all hours of the night and day. steve’ll be jogging or something and his cell will buzz and it’ll be from an unlisted number, hey what is your opinion on [deep philosophical/moral/political issue] and also rhodey wants your rsvp for the batchelor party, he knows you’ve been avoiding him and wants you to know that despite what tony says there’s NOT going to be strippers.
she also gives him rides to and from visiting peggy. on the drives back she plays harry james and lets steve be silent and nostalgic, looking out the window
3. sam loves open-air cafes, loves any excuse to eat outside. every sunday, he and steve will pick a new one to brunch in, obstinately to round out steve’s 21st century culinary education, but mostly so that sam can update his not-so-secret foodie blog. as they sip their coffee after the meal, steve brings out a small sketchpad and draws buildings, people, and a lot of sam’s face as he hunches over his laptop, muttering about the consistency of chocolate mousse.
4. bucky’s crammed into that seat by the window, leaning into steve’s space as he hotly debates the artistic merits of inception versus early hitchcock films with natasha, who’s sitting in the perpendicular seat. it’s dissolved into russian and steve’s worried that they’re either conspiring to kill someone or go halfsies on a wedding present for tony & pepper without cutting steve in like they promised. sam’s hanging onto the rail by steve’s shoulder, scrolling through imgur on this phone. occasionally he’ll shove it in steve’s face and 9/10 times it’ll be a picture of some kid dressed up like captain america. or falcon. steve can’t help but smile, soft and ridiculous, every single time.
(they’re going out drinking, they’re going home to crash, they’re going to kill a man. doesn’t matter. they’re young-ish adults in the city that never sleeps. they’ll figure it out.)
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Tag: head canon accepted
Captain America: The First Avenger + Military Uniforms
for darrenisadaisy
This looks like a gender bender
AHHHHH
I would watch the hell out of a version of Captain America starring Hayley Atwell and Natalie Dormer.
I want a fic where Sam and Steve are tearing across Europe for months looking for Bucky when in actual fact Bucky’s been living in Steve’s empty apartment the whole time.
#he’s just waiting for them to tire themselves out and come home#and steve is AGAST that bucky didn’t contact him#and bucky just shrugs and says it’s pay back for the dislocated shoulder steve gave him#steve forgives him bc bucky watered the plants
Natasha is 100% aware of Bucky’s location. Doesn’t say anything because she thinks a European roadtrip with his new boyfriend will do Steve good.
okay no but knitting headcanons are so important.
like, who follows patterns to the letter and who tries to follow but ends up kind of making their own pattern and who says fuck it and throws the pattern out the window and tries to figure it out for themselves
and who likes using circular needles over double pointed needles and stubborn ones who refuse to use anything but straight needles
who are the stress knitters and who are the people who knit when they’re bored and who are the knitters who always have yarn in their bag
so important
Steve learns to knit from Fury, of all people, and in turn he teaches Tony, who teaches his robots and never bothers with it again. Steve keeps up with it, though, knitting because it’s comforting and it’s one of the few things that is actually pretty much the same between now and the forties (not that he knew how to knit then; he just never thought to learn). Whenever he goes and visits Peggy, he comes back and knits at least one full hat, nonstop.
Sam only knows garter stitch but he and Steve get together and learn more stitches together and look up Youtube videos and get into competitions. Sometimes Steve comes home to messages on his answering machine from Sam saying, “You should look up the so-and-so stitch. I’ve knitted two pairs of gloves with it already” and he leaves a message in return saying “What about the such-and-such stitch, it’s great for hats, you can do it on circular needles really easily” and so on and so forth. They complete about who can knit faster, too. They get really good at it.
Sam, in turn, teaches Bucky to knit. It happens kind of accidentally; he’s knitting a scarf when suddenly there’s Bucky, and Bucky’s just watching him, like, avidly. Watching how his hands move and self-consciously covering his metal hand until Sam sits down and shows him how to cast on and before you know it, Bucky’s got a scarf started. (It’s kind of a shitty scarf, all uneven and the tension’s wonky and there’s dropped stitches all over the place, but damn it, he made it with his own hands, and that has got to count for something.)
Next time Fury drops by, the three of them are all knitting and Fury’s like “What have I started.” Over the course of the next week he gets, like, four scarves and three hats, in mysterious packages delivered by Natasha, probably, although she denies involvement.
Some of them are kind of shitty. But he wears them anyway.
Only when Steve and Sam and Bucky aren’t around, though.
You know, I wonder if Steve might already know how to knit? Maybe from his time in the army (maybe someone was really good at knitting balaclavas or gloves and taught Steve)?
Natasha, at some point, reveals she crochets (learned from her grandmother at a very young age) and knits too. It’s a thing she does – a comforting action for her hands on those nights when she just can’t sleep. Clint taught her the knitting — it’s one of his crafts for passing the hours during long stakeouts. So when Steve finds Natasha awake, crafting in the very early hours of the morning because she can’t sleep, he understands, and joins her by getting his knitting out too.
I prefer the idea that Steve learned how to knit as a kid. He was a sick little boy during the Depression. Either his mom or Bucky’s had to knit new things out of old. He went from helping unravel old sweaters to asking how it worked because he couldn’t afford a ton of paper for drawing and “Hey, this is a thing you can do in bed”. And Steve got cold a lot.
It’s entirely possible that BUCKY remembers bits and pieces, too, for similar reasons – but he has to re-learn after being the Winter Soldier and stuff.
Both of them primarily do Useful Things because man, in war time there’s nothing – NOTHING – you appreciate like a warm pair of socks, but they’re branching out a little in the 21st century.
Natasha knits, but nobody really wants to ask her about it unless she brings it up first because. That’s silly because it’s just a hobby regardless of gender, but it’s just one of those side effects of being badass and scary. She does fancier stuff and it always looks awesome when it’s done. (Though that doesn’t mean she doesn’t swear creatively at the yarn in Russian and every other language she knows when she’s making it.) But she makes it look SO EASY.
Bruce finds it meditative.
I have more, but I’m tired and my battery is dying.
i like to imagine natasha dates all the ladies she tries to set steve up with first to make sure they’re okay. because fuck if she’s not going to do her due diligence.
natasha dating all the ladies. natasha dating kristen from statistics who confides in her that she’s always had a crush on captain america. natasha dating lillian with the lip piercing from accounting who is cute and likes to grow succulents.
steve liking another shield agent and wondering if he should ask her out maybe and natasha flying down from the rafters to tell him that she’s not in a place for real relationship right now and steve just “…..???? how do you know” and natasha evades the question by punching bad guys in the face
natasha dating sharon and accidentally liking her a lot but being a big goof and not really realizing it. sharon going on extremely platonic dates with steve and them being good friends and natasha taking it as a personal affront to her matchmaking skills which are flawless, thank you very much
and she finally confronts sharon about it and sharon’s like i’m not dating him because i’m dating you, dumbass. now come here and help me sharpen my knives.
and natasha’s just “:>” and does and they smooch forever the end
feministgrammarianhippieartist:
I wouldn’t have minded a third credits scene with Clint getting out of his car in front of the Triskelion and just staring for a few seconds before saying, “Huh,” and pulling out an ancient, shitty, beat-up cell phone.