I have a lot of wishes for Avengers 2, but my biggest one of all is that at near the climax of the movie, Hawkeye gets knocked down and his bow flies out of reach. And as Ultron or another enemy closes in on him, a preteen Kate Bishop runs out from the crowd of bystanders, takes Clint’s bow, and shoots the enemy.
Like, I would give up my drawing hand just for that.
I second this.
Tag: head canon accepted
COME GET IN OUR CAR OF ANCIENT WARTIME SEX KITTENS
#Natasha’s like#I’m gonna find out who you are#then I’m gonna find out where you live#so I can break in#and hide one of my flat irons#just in case#’cause Steve may have seen you first#but I didn’t hear him call dibs#soooooooo…
THOSE TAGS THOUGH
headcanon accepted
There should probably be more sub Steve in this world, and under the cut are, what I feel, two very compelling reasons for this:
[Steve] likes to serve, he likes to take orders. He’s like a herding dog; he needs a task. – Chris Evans [x]
NEVER FORGET!!
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* (◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
I wanna tattoo that quote onto my face.
everyone talks about steve rogers being a huge advocate for equality
but have you considered how viciously bucky barnes would fight for equal rights for everybody
#Every now and again I have this thought of Bucky Barnes showing up at Planned Parenthood clinics #and working as an escort #and getting women to the front doors #wearing his sleeveless shirt so that EVERYONE CAN SEE THE ARM #and then sitting on the stoop #quietly polishing knives #and glaring at each protester in turn until there’s just this silent and uneasy crowd surrounding him # and Bucky just sits there #cleans his knives #and smiles (via bonesbuckleup)
Imagine a polyamorous Steve, Peggy, and Bucky tho
Bucky comes back to Steve after weeks of captivity and torture and the first time he sees Steve look at Peggy he thinks to himself it’s done it’s fucking done you’re gone
One night he pushes himself to go to Steve’s tent to clear the air (I’ve been gone, I understand, I’m happy for you and Peggy, I’m not—) when he finds Peggy and Steve already there, poring over a copy of a map spread out on his table, exchanging possible troop movements and counter movements. Bucky raises a hand in apology and starts retreating back out, when Steve reaches for the neck of his shirt and kisses him brave and brazen and open-mouthed and embraces him with a ferocity he could not show anywhere else. Bucky’s still slightly reeling when Steve pulls away and Peggy places a hand on Steve’s back, bidding him goodnight with a kiss.
“I’ll see you both in the morning,"she says gently, and Bucky sputters, "Wait, are you—”
And Peggy just smiles at Bucky just as Steve does.
“We’re at war, Sergeant. If we’re going to die, we’re gonna do so knowing we received all the love we can get.”
punk!steve rogers though
- steve waking up to find the 21st century as oppressive as the 1940’s and being furious about it
- steve refusing to support a government that is complicit in it’s own citizen’s oppression
- steve going to protests and protecting people from police brutality
- steve wearing his captain america uniform while speaking out against inequality
- steve/captain america becoming a symbol of the revolution.
- captain america, not a symbol of america as it is, but america as it should be
- because steve rogers doesn’t like bullies. he doesn’t care where they’re from.
Steve as a clinic escort IN FULL CAP REGALIA, OH YEAH.
Steve being as outraged as I am over this bullshit Hobby Lobby supreme court decision.
someone please be awake and laugh about this with me
daja falls for a girl who turns out to be straight and briar’s having a douche day and laughs at her and so she just decks him and gives him a black eye and rosethorn visits the next day and is like ‘HOW DID YOU GET HURT TELL ME AND I’LL SKIN THEM UNLESS IT WAS YOUR FAULT’ and he tells her and she just laughs at him for 25 minutes without stopping and gives daja the emelan equivalent of a fistbump when she walks in and blatantly refuses to give him any of her bruise cream which he wasn’t even going to ask for because he can make his own, thank you, but jeez, rosethorn, thanks for letting me know how much you care when i’m in pain, and she just stops laughing at him never
daja meets a lady friend because she’s one of briar’s ~*~midnight paramours~*~ and she gets to know daja the morning after over a strong cup of trader tea (the girl’s done business with them before and loves its flavor so they bond) and is like, sorry briar, i met someone, and he’s like, WHO, and she’s like, your roommate, and he’s like DAJA THAT’S NOT FAIR YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO HOT and she’s like, all’s fair in love and war buddy, and takes the girl by the elbow to have a lovely stroll through the market and talk about magic and their lives and make out adorably
and rosethorn finds out because briar is sulking in the garden and making the plants upset and she laughs even harder this time because she’s probably been at least one of the female components of this equation before and so she knows how it works and of course she tells lark who thinks it’s the greatest story she’s ever heard and they both give daja the emelan equivalent of a fistbump the next time they see her
the end
When I start dreaming Clint/Coulson AUs where Clint’s a con man and Coulson’s the FBI agent, I know I’ve been watching too many White Collar episodes in a row.
But seriously. Clint in a fedora and stylish suit. Phil all rumpled agent who drinks bad coffee. And they catch bad guys together.
krusca: #every time i see this i wonder if what really happened here is that steve rogers looked to his tummy for an answer like winnie the pooh
Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene
I WAS DEVASTATED
Agreed
#literally everyone in the theatre gasped when this lady started fucking shit up#mouths dropped gasps were heard#and then there was a sort of ‘oh’ that dropped over the crowd#we’re ready for it marvel#we’re ready for a squad of old ladies kicking butt#give it to us (stuffimgogingtohellfor)
I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC.
It got better
knitting in the dark 