when-it-rains-it-snows:

dualpaperbags:

MCU Clint Barton: Rugged and Handsome Action Hero, defeats hordes of Chitauri without getting a scratch on him, lands sick jumps off skyscrapers, too cool to speak outside of quips

Comic Book Clint Barton: gets his ass kicked by russian gangsters in tracksuits on a daily basis, would probably eat floor pizza if Kate wasn’t around to stop him

True enough, HOWEVER: Comic Book Clint Barton has plenty of moments of sheer incandescent badass,

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therefore it only stands to logic that MCU Clint Barton does indeed eat the floor pizza because there is no Kate around to stop him.

caityjay13:

iamshadow21:

zeeewa:

partially deaf clint is super cute u_u

# clint barton, hawkeye, marvel, i could be wrong on this sign, i looked it up and found many different ones for caffeine, SO WHOOPS HOPE I’M REMOTELY CLOSE TO BEING RIGHT

I hope it’s true because rubbing your hands together like an evil mastermind anticipating loot is the correct response to getting given something caffeinated.

I learned this sign as “excited”/”anticipation”, but it would not surprise me one iota if it were the same sign for “caffeine”. Either way, it is absolutely the appropriate response of Clint to coffee.

I did check Lifeprint before posting that fic and you’re right. It’s used for both. Dr. Bill points the finger at ‘the Starbucks crowd’ for the double meaning. 😀

‘Coffee’ is different, it’s two fists atop each other with the top one moving in a circle like working an old-fashioned coffee grinder. I think caffeine is more fun in this instance.:)

zeeewa:

partially deaf clint is super cute u_u

# clint barton, hawkeye, marvel, i could be wrong on this sign, i looked it up and found many different ones for caffeine, SO WHOOPS HOPE I’M REMOTELY CLOSE TO BEING RIGHT

I hope it’s true because rubbing your hands together like an evil mastermind anticipating loot is the correct response to getting given something caffeinated.