scuttleduck:

cptstvrgrs:

avengers au where clint’s got his hearing aids but he turns them off when hes bored so that he can try to decipher what everyones saying
and no one knows he does it but they think its weird when he misses huge gaps of a story or throws in an oddly specific detail that never happened or gets a name really wrong on an official report
tony and nat try to piece together whats happening through increasingly convoluted ways that may result in more than a few injuries
steves convinced its just something left over from when loki was in his head and he keeps trying to get sam to talk to him about it
bruce starts trying to develop a new hearing aid that’ll register the sound better (clint accepts them and then proceeds to continue turning those ones off too)
and then one day thor’s telling a story about loki’s embarrassing childhood and he just offhandedly says ‘tell barton to turn his ears on, he will like the next part’ and the room just goes quiet as they realize theres absolutely nothing wrong with clint hes just been being a shit the entire time

I WROTE THE THING.

This Story is Not About Ukuleles

My author name on AO3 is Araceli, for reasons. Roll with it.

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krusca:

clint and tony having fun makeout sessions and sexytimes and maybe even after one (or both of them) get together with someone else cough stevetony clintasha their SOs arent always around and they just really crave physical affection so the other avengers will find them curled up together on the living room couch asleep (steve walking in on this and he just smiles and throws a blanket over them and sits down and draws them while natasha somehow always finds a way to snuggle in between them and tony waking up hours later to shriek like a little girl at the super assassin staring at him an inch from his face)

(and clint and tony never bother to put a label on this and no one really questions it everyone just kinda accepts it yep yep)