dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those who don’t know the source, this is from Outnumbered, a British tv show about family life that is fairly heavily improvised, so that is 100% true. The girl is actress Ramona Marquez. When a seven-year-old has such a firm grasp of what discrimination is, have a think next time you dismiss anyone under twelve as too young to understand or anyone over forty as too old to change.

kath-ballantyne:

bewaretheides315:

lukystars:

bluberryjelly:

starkednlokid:

 

Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene

I WAS DEVASTATED

Agreed

 (stuffimgogingtohellfor)

I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC. 

 It got better

kath-ballantyne:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

biochip:

#possibly the worst photoset in existence 

man, all you gotta do is to imagine steve doing all of these post-cap2:

1. pressed shoulder to shoulder with bucky on the couch, watching their old war tapes, ha you looked like such a weiner with your hair like that

2. getting calls from natasha!! all hours of the night and day. steve’ll be jogging or something and his cell will buzz and it’ll be from an unlisted number, hey what is your opinion on [deep philosophical/moral/political issue] and also rhodey wants your rsvp for the batchelor party, he knows you’ve been avoiding him and wants you to know that despite what tony says there’s NOT going to be strippers.

she also gives him rides to and from visiting peggy. on the drives back she plays harry james and lets steve be silent and nostalgic, looking out the window

3. sam loves open-air cafes, loves any excuse to eat outside. every sunday, he and steve will pick a new one to brunch in, obstinately to round out steve’s 21st century culinary education, but mostly so that sam can update his not-so-secret foodie blog. as they sip their coffee after the meal, steve brings out a small sketchpad and draws buildings, people, and a lot of sam’s face as he hunches over his laptop, muttering about the consistency of chocolate mousse.

4. bucky’s crammed into that seat by the window, leaning into steve’s space as he hotly debates the artistic merits of inception versus early hitchcock films with natasha, who’s sitting in the perpendicular seat. it’s dissolved into russian and steve’s worried that they’re either conspiring to kill someone or go halfsies on a wedding present for tony & pepper without cutting steve in like they promised. sam’s hanging onto the rail by steve’s shoulder, scrolling through imgur on this phone. occasionally he’ll shove it in steve’s face and 9/10 times it’ll be a picture of some kid dressed up like captain america. or falcon. steve can’t help but smile, soft and ridiculous, every single time.

(they’re going out drinking, they’re going home to crash, they’re going to kill a man. doesn’t matter. they’re young-ish adults in the city that never sleeps. they’ll figure it out.)

It helps, it really helps

the-wordbutler:

thempuniverse:

mishasminions:

HIS FACE IS JUST THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

anarialm’s tags:

There are about a hundred different reasons why Steve and Bucky finally decide that they want a second child. Part of it is Dot’s friendship with certain little foster children. Part of it is borne of some future events (especially those in Harmless Error and Sua Sponte). But some is this, the light in Bucky’s eyes when he bends down and smiles at these adorable kids who are at the annual spring carnival at Dot’s school, desperate for their chance to win one of those stupid razor scooters. You know, the scooters they won’t let Dot own because she almost falls over when she runs too fast, never mind when she’s on a dangerous two-wheeled contraption? Yeah. One of those.

Because Steve’s supposed to take tickets at the door, but the raffle table’s ten feet away, and Bucky laughs and teases and purposely misspells names just to get scolded, and it’s beautiful. Steve’s husband is beautiful.

And they really need to start talking seriously about having another baby.