@copperbadge Feels like an “RDJ Advises… “ coming up.
“It’s nice to be perfect, Chris, but it takes a lot of work.”
“Is this meant to be an illustration of your perfection?”
“It’s an illustration of the work it takes! See, I didn’t make a mistake. I had a different artistic vision. But then, like an actor, I took direction like a champ.”
“I…I really wish I could find a way to poke a hole in that, but I can’t.”
“Because I’m perfect!”
We were both weapons once… to be used.
#uses the empathy we already have (are trained to have) for bucky barnes
#and tells us to take it and use it to look inside natasha romanoff
#and find her internal experience too
(via tacsuit)
this naughty kid
@copperbadge, I believe this calls for an RDJ advises.
“I’m not here to tell you how to live your sex life, Chris.”
“Oh, thank god.”
“But as someone with the best wife in the universe…”
“…she is pretty great, but I don’t want to hear about yours – “
“I’m here to tell you that a little roleplay can be a lot of fun. I’m not saying wear the costume in bed or anything. The Iron Man helmet is not good for actual sexy times. I’m just saying.”
“Please stop saying.”
“All right. I’ll leave you to it.”
And there’s my friends… We do everything friends do. We drink way too much iced coffee, while gorging on carbs.
Totally correct Incorrect Leverage quotes
WHERE IS THE LIE???
Incorrect? This is 100% accurate.
What is the best part of this?
1) That Elliot is pretty clearly playing from the Alec Hardison Book of Trolling People You Hate
2) That he legitimately did this ‘simply humanly impossible’ trick with a gun
3) That he possibly did it specifically because he was thinking about the JFK assassination, not just on the job but possibly out of sheer curiousity / for funsies.
4) That Sterling knows Elliot’s file well enough to quote chapter and verse like that.
5) That Sterling knows Elliot’s history well enough to choose something to put in the coffee that he wouldn’t immediately recognize and stop drinking.
5) That Elliot is right about the coffee.
the best and most accurate thing
This literally NEVER gets old.
#ugh fuck #fuck fuck fuck #steve didnt even fucking use the shield he had in his hand #he just puched zola in the face #and it’s not a face #it’s a fucking screen #and it just keeps turning on#mocking him #natasha calls him ‘chipper’ later #for a guy who found out he died for nothing#dont be fooled #steve is anything but chipper #steve is angry and in pain and distraught #but this is steve rogers #and he’s been a variation of the three of them for years #and he knows by know he’s got to fight #he’s used to it #resigned to it #and he’ll do it with a smile #until bucky#that’s what breaks him #that’s the one thing that can completely undo him #and he doesn’t know yet #oh god he doesn’t know #steve rogers #walking wounded steve rogers #this movie fucked me up #tws (X)
#these movies get the spirit of what makes cap interesting#and ultimately really damn depressing#because steve’s better than the world around him#and while that’s inspiring and empowering for the people who work with him#and important to the people who look up to him as an icon#and who look to captain america when things are most hopeless#it’s taking pieces out of steve#he signed up to just be one soldier#not a savior#and he keeps dying for his country#and they keep bringing him back to do it again tags via (linzeestyle)
Chris Hemsworth on being the One True ChrisTM
knitting in the dark 