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beautifulwhensarcastic:

Vintage Leverage. The post-war economy boom provides many advantages for soldiers coming home and their families, but it also increases the number of companies, as well despicable individuals, who prey on innocents. Veterans who were promised education and business loans, but fell victims to scams; women losing their jobs on false pretenses; families robbed of insurance money. They had no one to turn to, until a group of former soldiers assembled an unusual team specializing in recovering compensation for their victimized clients. Staging elaborate cons, they provide… leverage.

idyllspace:

renew-leverage:

Eliot on Hardison’s brew pub purchase for ronandhermy.

i want to be clear–this rant right here? is exactly why hardison bought a brew pub

because this, this is a familiar rant. hardison has heard it every time they are even so much as within 5 miles of a brew pub (and, ps, none of those brew pubs ever succeeded in designing a decent menu, per eliot)

when he first sees the listing in portland he cringes and clicks away fast because this is one of the rants it’s not even funny to goad eliot into because it happens SO MUCH and eliot doesn’t even get amusingly wound up, just earnestly offended/annoyed, and this is just the first tenth of the rant, okay? the rest of it involves complicated dissections of where brew pubs in general fail at menu design, and then move on to particular brew pubs who have offended eliot’s soul with the travesty of their menus

no way does hardison want to sign up for a daily dose of that rant, directed at his skills. except then he admits that it would take eliot about 2 minutes to take over the menu design, and this is the guy who can identify the sound of 28 different tire treads over 31 different types of surfaces, okay, he likes a challenge, and really it’s a gift to provide eliot with this opportunity

parker doesn’t look convinced when hardison tries out that explanation. “you sound sarcastic, he’s going to think you’re messing with him, not giving him something.”

and, okay, even in hardison’s head it comes off as sarcastic, as do the fifteen other ways he tries to practice giving eliot the brew pub. the problem is, hardison and eliot are only good at emotions with each other when shit is super tense and potentially-death-filled

hardison clicks away from the page again because it seems kind of hopeless, figuring it out, but then he thinks about eliot having an industrial kitchen to cook for them in, and a staff to order around, and a menu design he’s just secretly dorky enough about to brag about on brew pub posting boards and, well

maybe eliot will knowit’s for him from the get go, maybe he’ll figure it out along the way, or maybe it’ll never click for him, whatever. hardison isn’t concerned about the credit he just wants eliot to have it

he clicks back and contacts the realtor

copperbadge:

buckypupbarnes:

Soulmates. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

“Boys, I need to know. Sebastian, tell the truth.”

“Robert, why did you kidnap Sebastian and me and make us coffee?”

“Sebastian, be honest: Were you making fun of Chris and his gymnastics ribbons?”

“I’m pretty sure he wasn’t, Robert.”

“Hush, Chris.”

“Because I was also making fun of me with the gymnastics ribbons.”

“I’m just here for the coffee.”

“Neutral response. Good. You’re well-trained.”

“Chris, are you as confused as I am?”

“Nobody is as confused as I am, Sebastian.”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

Now I need fic or art. Preferably both.

arachnaboy:

hamishwatson:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

Interviewer: No homo haha
Jude Law: FULL HOMO

I love this, because Jude Law is about the most hetero guy in the world, but he’s secure in his sexuality, so it just doesn’t bother him. Yeah, he’ll flirt and cuddle with RDJ and shag Stephen Fry on screen and he’s just like, ‘yeah, I’m comfortable. Why wouldn’t I be?’

falling4westallen:

spoonmeb:

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milkdromeduh:

mythicromantic:

micdotcom:

Watch: Terry Crews has some brilliant points about feminism — including an apt parallel to Civil Rights.

Thank you for hitting all those nail Terry

You can tell he’s really been doing self-reflection in addition to research from how he frames his answer.

Terry is my manspo, truly
Like…my man has been doing work.

Terry and the Rock are two men who have really talked about their personals struggles and growth. I’m here for it.

Nothing more attractive than a person who tells the truth, acknowledges their mistakes and grows from them.