jabberwockypie:

dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

Somebody provide me with links to good fic of Gamora and Nebula?  (Not shippy, please?  I don’t know how close they are in age – because aliens – or quite to what degree they were raised together – because Thanos – but I like just seeing SISTERS.)

Besides, if she joined the Guardians of the Galaxy, she’d make them at least 300% more awesome.

EDIT: Also, as somebody who HAS a somewhat antagonistic relationship with my close-in-age sister sometimes?  (Or has had – we’re a bit better now?)  She’s always firmly held the belief that NOBODY GETS TO FUCK WITH MY SISTER EXCEPT ME, I WILL DESTROY YOU.   (I pretty much just stick with the “I WILL DESTROY YOU” part.   I was a REALLY NICE big sister.)

I wonder who’s in the “older sister” role?  Like, either Thanos had her first or something?  Or one was older than the other?